Kabuto x Ino

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Ino: AHHHHHH MY EYES. 

Ino: IM CRYING. I HATE THIS STANKY CONNIVING BITCH.

Choji: There, there, Ino, it'll go away soon. 

Shikamaru: Man, this guy sucks. What a drag. 

Sakura: Ya seriously. I can't name one dude that likes Kabuto. 

Sai: Well he didn't seem to bad when I met him once. 

Shikamaru: You didn't meet meet him Sai. 

Sai: Oh I see. That could be the problem then. My apologies. 

Sakura: Well, in your own words Ino, the color schemes match. 

Ino: Goddammit Forehead don't play that shit on me right now. 

Sakura: Hehe... revenge tastes sweet. Doesn't it Shikamaru?

Shikamaru: Please don't bring me into your troublesome female squabble.

Shikamaru: ........but ya it does. 

Choji: Anyway, I think we can all agree that this is a 0/10.

Sakura: Agreed. 

Ino: Yup! Let's move on.

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