Itachi x Temari

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Ino: Woah.

Tenten: Damn.

Tenten: Lucky.

Shikamaru: (very red in the face)

Choji: Hey man, you good?

Shikamaru: This blows....

Ino: Aww.... I forgot. You're in love with her right?

Shikamaru: Shut up Ino.

Tenten: It's okay Shika, we all are.

Choji: Wait....what?

Tenten: Uh......

Tenten: I meant.......

Tenten: Uh.......

Ino: Anyway.....

Ino: I think this couple is pretty hot tbh.

Tenten: Same.

Choji: Well Itachi is a criminal. And also dead so.

Shikamaru: This couple makes no sense.

Ino: Why not?

Shikamaru: Because I exist.

Tenten: Damn.

Choji: Well in that case I give it a 4/10.

Tenten: 7/10. They don't have much in common but would def watch the sex tape. 

Shikamaru: Tenten.....

Ino: 6/10.

Shikamaru: Ino.....

Ino: What?

Shikamaru: *sigh* What a drag. 

Shikamaru: 0/10.


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