Naruto x Hanabi

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Naruto: EWWWWWWW

Hinata: AHHHHHHHHHH

Sakura: Hinata! Are you okay?!

Hinata: Y-Yes........ *faints*

Tenten: Oh dear..... I bet this one was pretty hard for her to look at....

Naruto: Why? 

Sasuke: Dobe. 

Naruto: Hey!

Naruto: Wait a second, where's Neji?

Sakura: Oh yeah! Shouldn't he be in here?

Tenten: Oh! He's outside. 

Tenten: Remember the last time Hanabi was in one of these?

Tenten: Hehe..... We didn't want a repeat of that. 

Sakura: Oh. Smart. 

Naruto: Oh yeah....... I would like to keep my life. 

Tenten: But here's what Neji would say if he were here!

Tenten (in a fake Neji voice): *Ahem* This is disgraceful. I have lost all faith in humanity. Also....... 

Tenten: *hits Naruto's shoulder with three fingers*

Naruto: Oh! What the hell was that for?

Tenten: Oh sorry...... hehe........ I was trying to hit a chakra point. Didn't really work out. 

Sasuke: You think?

Sakura: Anyway, I think we can all agree that this is a 0/10. Hanabi is way out of Naruto's league. 

Naruto: Hey!

Sasuke: And also way younger....

Naruto: Yeah, alright. 

Tenten: And also his crush's sister!

Naruto: Wait.... what?

Tenten: Uhh...... disregard that last one. 


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