Naruto: HOLY MOTHER-
Sakura: SWEET JESUS!
Sasuke: This is an absolute disgrace.
Sai: What's wrong with it?
Naruto: M A N Y T H I N G S
Sai: (voice just absolutely dripping with sarcasm). Oh I see. My question is now perfectly answered. Thank you Naruto.
Naruto: Ouch okay. But congrats on showing an emotion. I'm proud of you man.
Sai: Thank you. I am touched.
Sakura: Anyway......
Sakura: If yall's bromance is over can we finish this? The trash can is calling my name.
Sasuke: This is a 0/10. No questions asked.
Sakura: (tearing up) Omg. He loves me.....
Sasuke: Shut up no I don't.
Sasuke: I just don't like this ship.
Naruto: I agree! 0/10!
Sai: 3/10.
Sakura: -10/10.

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Konoha 11 Reacts to Crack Pairings
FanficExactly what it sounds like! The Konoha 11 (plus Sasuke and Sai) reacting to the strangest Naruto pairings I could find. (No offense to your ship).