Sakura: Yes. This, this I can get behind.
Naruto: Ewwwwwww. Two old dudes fuckin........
Sasuke: Yes, this is not a valid ship. They basically have the same relationship as Naruto and I.
Sai: ....
Sai: Exactly.
Sakura: I never thought I'd say this....
Sakura: but I agree with Sai.
Sakura: Although it frustrates me..... for many reasons.
Naruto: SASUKE AND I ARE NOT GAY.
Naruto: Or at least..... I'm not gay. Can't speak for Sasuke.
Sasuke: Fuck you.
Sakura: Fine whatever. Keep telling yourselves that. But either way, I'm pretty sure Madara and Hashirama had something else going on. That's all I'm saying.
Sasuke: Yes. They did. It's called hatred.
Sai: I think they would make beautiful children.
Naruto: Oh god. Can we just move on?
Sasuke: 2/10.
Naruto: 0/10.
Sai: 8/10.
Sakura: 10/10.
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Konoha 11 Reacts to Crack Pairings
FanfictionExactly what it sounds like! The Konoha 11 (plus Sasuke and Sai) reacting to the strangest Naruto pairings I could find. (No offense to your ship).