Mr Idiot Man has created a group chat
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Clint, what is this?
Who's that weird number?
Mr Idiot Man
That's Peter, he's the kid that Tony's been talking to all the time
Also don't tell him your real names
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Well of course i'm not going to tell him my real name
Hi Peter, you can call me Miss Spider
Peter
Hi Miss Spider!!!!!!
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You can call me Mr Silver
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Miss Red
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Mr Green
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Mrs Salt
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Mr Flag
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Mr Winter
Mr Green
Why didn't you add um... Mr Hammer to the chat,
birdy
Mr Idiot Man
The last time he used a phone he stuck it in the toaster thinking it was his pop tart, so i decided the best course of action was to leave him out
Mr Green
Makes sense
Peter
So i'm glad i get to talk to you guys, but can i know why i'm not allowed to hear your real names?
It's ok if you can't tell me, totally alright, fine, a ok, not a problem-
Mr Prioritony
I would've warned you about his rambling if Birdbrain hadn't stoLEN MY PHONE TO GET HIS NUMBER
Mr Idiot Man
Would you have told me his number if i had asked?
Mr Prioritony
no?
Mr Idiot Man
Then I believe my actions are perfectly justified
Peter
I'd love to keep watching this happen, but my aunt is calling me
Goodnight guys!!!!!!!
*Entire Chat*
Goodnight Peter
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I'm sorry it took me so long to post this, but i've been focused on Subway Spider and have had some ~medical issues~ recently. so i'm really sorry for the delay, i'll try to be posting another chapter soon. thank you for being patient!!!!
-spidey
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Priorities: A Spider-Man Wrong Number Fic
FanfictionWhen cinnamon roll Peter Parker gets stabbed in a very Petey way, he ends up texting a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist instead of his best friend Ned. What could possibly go wrong? (Cover art not mine. Also I don't own marvel or it's chara...
