guy in the chair
im back and ready to fan girl, lay it on me
Peter
i honestly don't know what's going on, I heard yelling and someone screamed 'pass me the goddamn pen you sweaty leotard of a man' so im just as confused as you are
but i really wanna know what that person did to be classified as a sweaty leotard
guy in the chair
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg
what if they adopt you?????????
WE CAN HAVE SLEEPOVERS IN AVENGERS TOWER
WE CAN BUILD LEGO MODELS OF AVENGERS TOWER IN AVENGERS TOWER
WE CAN BUILD LEGO MODELS OF AVENGERS TOWER IN AVENGERS TOWER WITH AVENGERS
Peter
i doubt they'll adopt me ned
can you imagine me calling iron man daddy?
guy in the chair
i can imagine captain america doing it
Peter
neD NO
THEY ARE BOTH MARRIED
TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE
AND CAPTAIN AMERICA DOES NOT HAVE A DADDY KINK AND IF HE DOES I WILL CHUCK MYSELF OUT OF THIS WINDOW RIGHT NEXT TO ME
guy in the chair
what would happen????? you have webs idiot
Peter
...
i want a divorce
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Priorities: A Spider-Man Wrong Number Fic
FanficWhen cinnamon roll Peter Parker gets stabbed in a very Petey way, he ends up texting a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist instead of his best friend Ned. What could possibly go wrong? (Cover art not mine. Also I don't own marvel or it's chara...
