Beggar: A man shouldn't have a stripper pole anyway weirdo
Thomas: What happened to the cheaper pole
Beggar: Bitch
Beggar: I want free
Beggar: HELLO
Beggar: Why are you ignoring me
Beggar: SPEAK YOY BASTARD
Thomas: Fine, $5 and I'll meet you to drop it off
Beggar: Okay, cools. I live (address)
Thomas: Okay, I'm at subway right now if you want to come pick it up
Beggar: Fine, but I get it free
Thomas: Okay, but only the pole. I'm not buying lunch
Beggar: Good, your ass is broke anyway
Beggar: I'm inside, where are you
Thomas: at the table sitting by the window
I laughed and waited for a response. I got a text back from someone. I'm selling my old pole so I can get a upgrade. I found a selling with in my price range.
Seller: Cool man. I can deliver it on Thursday
Thomas: Thanks
I waited for the beggar to text back. It's been longer then it should.
Beggar: Uh, what subway are you at
Minho: Hey Thomas, could of warned me you sent a choosing beggar our way
I was a little confused now. I texted Minho.
Thomas: What
Minho: I took my friend out for dinner to catch up. A girl sat down and started asking about some stripper pole. I asked her to show us the text and I saw your user name. Surprised you are selling the pole. Are your stripping days over?
Thomas: It's not a stripper pole. And I didn't know you were there. She wanted the pole fir $5 dollars
Minho: Well, she is a beggar
Minho: I also saw you dance naked on the pole. So don't lie saying you don't strip
Thomas: YOU SAW ME
Minho: The whole town did. Close your curtains next time
I was surprised. I curtains were opened.
Minho: The beggar left. She said she will sue but I doubt it. Anyway I want you to meet my friend Newt
Thomas: This isn't one of your hook me ups right
Minho: Nope, but he is gay
Minho:
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I stared at the picture.
Thomas: Be there in 7
I quickly got ready and fixed my hair. Newt was so adorable.
I left the house and went to subway. I entered and locked eyes with Newt. He blushed and looked away. I blushed and sat across from Newt and Minho. "Hey" I said. "Newt this is Thomas. The one I told you about" said Minho. "Hi" said Newt nervously. "Anyway the new episode of Fuck 69 is coming out tonight" said Minho. "Finally, I have been waiting forever" I said. "Wait, you like that show" asked Newt. "Ya, except the porn. Other then that it's good" I said. "Newt likes the shiw and hates porn as well" said Minho. "Really" I asked. "Ya, I'm clean and don't like that kind of stuff. I skip over the porn scenes. I am surprised to be friends with Minho though" said Newt. "Why" asked Minho surprised. "Well Minho is the porn king. Did you know he has a collection of hair gel porn" I asked. "Wait that is a thing" asked Newt. "I thought you show all of your friends your hair gel porn" I said. "I was going to show Newt later" said Minho. "How is hair gel porn a thing" asked Newt. "Minho has every porn style out there. Even soda can porn" I said. "Wait, soda can porn? The bloody shuck is that" asked Newt laughing. "Nothing, I'll leave you innocent" I said.
