RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER

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Me: Merry Christmas eve Elsa!
Elsa: Uh, sure...
Me: Before we take over the world do you want to see Rudolph?
Elsa: Who?
Me: Rudolph!
Elsa: Rudolph who?
Me: RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER!!!
Rudolph: Hi!
Elsa: Um, hi?
Rudolph: I heard you talking about taking over the world.
Elsa: No!
Me: Yeah.
Rudolph: Well, wait 'til New Year's will you?
Me: Sure.
Elsa: WHY?
Rudolph: I don't want to spoil Christmas do I?
Elsa: What is Christmas?
Rudolph/Me: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT CHRISTMAS IS?
Elsa: No... Am I supposed to?
Rudolph/Me: YES!
Me: IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT CHRISTMAS IS THEN, THEN I CAN NOT HELP YOU TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Elsa: But...
Rudolph: Well, Christmas is a holiday to celebrate Santa and you get presents.
Me: And reindeer like that guy *Points to Rudolph* Pull Santa's Sleigh.
Elsa: That is simple.
Me: It was originally made to celebrate Christianity.
Elsa: What is that?
Me: It does not matter.
Fireball: 'cause Christmas is not 'bout that!
Elsa: WHO ARE YOU?
Fireball: I'm Fireball.
Elsa: WHO IS FIREBALL?
Me: Everybody. How about we all watch Rudolph the Red nosed reindeer?
Fireball: The show or that guy? *Points to Rudolph*
Me: THE SHOW!
Elsa: Okay. *After watching it* That was weird.
Rudolph: Hey! That's my life!
Elsa: Well, Okay.
Fireball/Me: To the north Pole! *I am riding Fireball*
Elsa: Um...
Rudolph: Here ride me.
ElsA: *Jumps on Rudolph and they Fly to the North Pole*

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