Eric has just jumped on a bear.
Bear: Hello, ERIC
Eric: Hi Mr. Bear
Bear: Bye now.
Eric: What?
Bear: *Throws Eric off a RANDOM cliff* He he he
Me: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Bear: I dunno.
Me: WHY DID YOU DO IT?
Bear: I dunno.
Me: Really?
Bear: I dunno.
Me: WHY?
Bear: I dunno.
Me: WHY DID YOU DO IT?
Bear: I dunno.
Me: If you don't know, WHY?
Bear: I dunno.
Me: ARE YOU CLUELESS?
Bear: I dunno.
Me: How do u not know if your clueless?
Bear: I dunno.
Me: WHY DID YOU THROW HIM OFF A CLIFF?
Bear: I dunno.
Me: I WAS GOING TO TIE HIM TO A CHAIR!
Bear: I thought you said bear.
Me: I WAS GOING TO TIE ERIC TO A FRINKIN' CHAIR YOU IDIOT BEAR!
Bear: Oh...
Me: YEAH!
Bear: Well, I tied Anna to a chair.
Me: What?!
Bear: I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings...
Me: HURT MY FEELINGS?
Bear: Yeah, sorry..
Me: SORRY?
Bear: yep.
Me: You can't be serious.
Bear: I am. Sorry about that...
Me: SORRY? I LOVE THAT!
Bear: Really?
Me: CAN I HIT HER WITH A STICK AND A PAN AND AN ELEPHANT-
Bear: Sure.
