PAST NEW YEAR'S? UNO ON FLYING REINDEER?!

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Me: Elsa, we should go home...
Elsa: Why?
Me: It's January 10th. We. R. at. the. NORTH. POLE.
Elsa: We NEED to take over the world.
Me: Yep.
Elsa: Home!
Me: RUDOLPH! FIREBALL!
Fireball: Rudolph's sick. Comet will fly you.
Me: Okay...
(Gets on reindeer)
Elsa: *Makes a I've table on the reindeer* Cool! *Makes I've Uno cards* Wanna play?
Me: I love Uno!
Elsa: You told me that. *Deals 7 cards to me and her.*
Me: *Picks up cards* There... Cold!
Elsa: Yeah.
Me: W-well, l-l-let'sssss pl-pl-play-ay-ay-ay.
(Plays Uno)
Me: YES! I won! All the games! Oh, yeah!
Elsa: Are you going to brag?
Me: Oh, yeah. I WON ALL 26 GAMES! WOO HOO!
Elsa: THEN I CAN'T HELP YA TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
Me: Sorry...
Elsa: We r back!
Me: Yay!
Elsa: Yay!
Me: Yay!
Elsa: Now back to plotting our evil scheme.
Fireball: I'm your transport reindeer. Me and Comet's brother, Jomet.
Jomet: Yo, peeps.
(Comet leaves)
Elsa: *Darkly* Now let us plan. MU HA HA HA HA!

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