pls lemme write oneshots with coo🅱️ies

•*°*• 2. Randomness •*°*•

Requested by : starcrossedQuipster
Specifities : The Choco gang being chaotic like they had always been that's it that's the whole story (apologises for such delay, I didn't really know how to put it in shape...)

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Ah, nothing better than a good ray of morning sunshine to start up the da-

- DEBOUT BANDE DE LIMACES

- White, did you really have to scream at us like that

- Dat was ze only way to wake you up

- Good morning gang !

- Still not a soft awakening

- Ferme and let us take breakfast.

... I guess we'll have to go trough the whole day ? Gee, I wasn't paid for this.

- Okay so we 'ave œufs and bacon for dis morning

- I'll just take toast, thank y-

White Choco grabbed Dark Choco by the shoulders to then pick him up and make him sit on a chair.

- You 'ave no ozer choices, petit brozer

- Gee, I guess I will eat then-

- CAN I GET A WAFFLE THIS MORNING ?

- Oui you can, ma petite chérie

- That sounds cute, it almost sounded like cherry !

- Oui

- By the way, where's Mint ? Is he awoken yet ?

Violin starts playing from upstairs

- It looks like it.

- I'll 'ave to go tell 'im some now-

- Wait no White !! Let me go for you !

- Are you sûre, Pink ?

- Yes, very sure ! she tried to itate her big sister aaaa-

- O-Okay, you can go a'ead.

- Thanks !

And the Pink Choco gal went upstairs, to her bro's room. She knocked on the door, but no one answered. She hesitated. She then openned the door, slowly. There she saw Mint Choco already dressed, playing a beautiful piece with his violin from the back. He kept playing for a good moment, until the great finale. He bowed to himself. Pink applaused. The male cookie jumped and turned around.

- A-Ah ! Pink ? What are you doing here ?

- W-Well... we were waiting for you, for breakfast.

- Oh ! How kind of you, really ! But I'm not really hungry. Sorry.

- Aww, not even for some eggs ?

- ... Then maybe.

He smiled sweetly at her before ruflfing her hair. Both went downstairs together, so the Choco family could enjoy some quality family time together.

- Ah, by the way, Mint ? Your violin solo... was beautiful.

- Why, thank you ! I'm practising for Cheesecake.

- I bet she'll like it !

- Thank you again.

Oh shoot. A wholesome hug before they go eating for real now.

Okay so since that nothing much happens after this, we're just going to casually skip to dinner, where all siblings came back home for sharing dinner together... do they, really ?

- UNO !

- Whoa, White ! You play so well !

- Dat's only because I get to practize. Not unlike your brozer.

- Tch... boasting...

- It iz not ! You just are very bad at playing.

- Can we please just finish this before we eat ? I wanna grab a bite-

- Sure thing, Mint ! Let's do this !

- Alright, so I now pick this card...

- Can't do anything about it ? Well, too bad, because I draw +2 !

- Oh no ! You can't do that !

- So, what are you gonna do about it, Pink ?

- ... Plus deux !

- Huh, a bit of a player, I see... so be it : +2 as well !

- Dark, are you sure it was your turn-? Whoa ! It goes so quick !

A real battle engaged itself between the three remaining siblings. White only watched as everything happened. Apparently, the three other Choco seemed to have forgotten about her. Oh well, she shrugged. Itz béttere like dat.

- Haha ! I'm almost there ! There's nothing you can do against it, Mint !

- ... Actually, zer is one zing. 

- Oh yeah ? And how can you tell-

- Becose you 'ave one carde remayningue. And you forgot to say uno.

- I-

- ... 

He checked at all the +2s that were lying on the table. Too many. Too many careds to pick. He let his only card fall on the floor rising his arms up and wailing in a dramatic fashion. Mint grined smugly. The girls only watched as it happened.

- A total of sixteen cards to collect. That, is you also count the two others for not saing the magic word. Good luck on winning ! And here, I can place this one ! Color change. I go for...

The more Mint thought of a new color, the more Pink looked worried. White darted her eyes at her younger brother, with that ''you bétter not chouse the rongue couleur, dear little frère.'' You could even hear drumrolls from the distance (Macaron, please, stop this). At last. Mint made his decision.

- Well...?

- Well, I decide it will be red !

- NO !

- OUI ! J'AI GAGNÉ !

While Pink picked her last card for the play, White slammed her last card that was a red four. Mint applaused. Pink marvelled. Dark sighed.

- Hooray, White ! You won ! ... again.

- After so many yiers of trainingue, zere was no way I coulde not louse.

- Whatever. Can we just call it a day and have dinner now ?

- Oh, definitely ! I was getting hungry anyway.

My god. I'm probably the worst narrator ever- uuuuh, let's say that they tidied the uno game back in place and set the table, so they could have a dinner like every normal family ever. Night time soon came, and everyone went to sleep. Like in his habbits, Mint went kissing Pink good night before heading himself to his room. 

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was just another normal day in the Choco family's house... and the cycle reapeats.  

~ The end ~