pls lemme write oneshots with coo🅱️ies

•*°*• 10. Randomness •*°*•

Requested by : karkatxkankriaravena
Specifities : Sorry, I can't do smut :/ However, I can do this... that's gonna be quick. :)

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"My name is Fire Spirit Cookie. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of the Dragon's Valley, where all the volcanos are, and I am not married -- that's a lie, by the way, but just for the character, I had to say that. I work as an employee for the Devsisters department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone-"

knock knock

"Fire, what the fuck you're doing."

"Ack !! I was just revising my monologue !"

"Sure, I guess... well. I see you have your Kira Yoshikage costume on."

"Yup ! Ready to go to that damn Jojo fans convention !"

"Alright. Josuke, are you ready ?"

"MY NAME IS KNIGHT !! And why do I have to wear the waffle haircut, by the way ?!"

"Because you were destined to be."

"I wanted to be Okuyasu !"

"Not popular enough, nobody woild have noticed us."

"HEY !"

"Well, are we going to argue about how our characters are overrated or what ? I wanna go first, damn it !"

"You're right, let's go !"

"Yare yare daze."

~ the end lol ~