"Bakit pa? Diba bias naman ako?" Ano daw?!?!?!?!
Natigilan ka naman dun. Beng. Bias mo pala yang kausap mo.
"H-h-ha?!?!" Naks, nautal si ateng oh.
"Ha?! S-sabi ko ba't di ka narang namatay?!" Ay puta, ang layo naman nun.
"Eh?! Isang malutong na GAGO. Goodbye." Nasambit mo sabay end call.
Nagiging masungit pala pag naglilinis ng bahay, 'no?
*ring*
+639696966969 Calling...
"Aba sino ba 'tong ulupong na 'to." Iritang sabi mo at sinagot naman yung tawag.
"Hello?!"
"Why did you hang up? That's rude." Aba! Why you gotta be so rude?!
"Tse! Lubayan mo nga 'ko! Hangal!" Syempre di niya maiintindihan yun.
"Huh?" Sabi sa 'yo eh.
"When are you going back here? I... I'm bored." Wow, big word yun.
"Bored? At bakit? Aanuhin mo ko pag bumalik ako diyan, ha?!"
Dumi talaga ng utak neto.
"Kakainin." WTF?!
"HA?!?!?!!?!?!?!"
"BOBO! I mean, I'll eat... WITH you." Ahhh... yun naman pala. Patapusin mo muna kasi.
"Ah. Hehe. WRONG GRAMMAR HO." Pag-correct mo sa kanya.
"Oh why? Isn't the Tagalog term for 'I'll eat', 'Kakainin'?" Napasapo ka naman sa noo.
"BOBO! Ang tamang translation dun is 'KAKAIN', hindi 'KAKAININ'."
"Oh, yeah, right. Thanks. Anyway, do you plan on returning here? 'Cause I have something to tell you reall—"
BINABASA MO ANG
Alien's Disguise (ONGOING || REVISING)
Fanfiction"Bias ko, best friend ko?! Tangina." - Lowen A loyal and hopeless ARMY who admires this dorky yet hot hiphop boy group, Bangtan Boys whom she had a bias on, Kim Taehyung who appears to be her own guy best friend. Insane, right? STORY WRITTEN BY NIKS...
