Mamas 'Revamped'

Birthed In The Toilet

"Mama?" I call out. 

"Yes?" I heard her. 

I cry out in pain, me hearing her jogging up the stairs. 

"Mama it hurts" I grip my lower stomach. 

"It's not a Braxton hicks?" She asked. 

"No" I cry, her happily gasping. 

"They're coming! I'll go call everyone!". 

She ran out, leaving me in fucking pain. 

"Call Brandon!" I yell. 

"Aghh! Fuck!" I groan, Shark waking up from the commotion. 

He sniffed me, laying his head on my stomach. "You know huh?" I weakly smiled, petting him. 

After ten minutes, Brandon was here. 

"You're like thirty minutes away". 

"I was speeding, OD". 

I let out a strained laugh, trying not to focus on the pain. 

"I need to pee" I reach for him and he slowly and carefully helped me up. "Don't push my babies out," he said and I had to hold my laugh. 

"Oh my God Brandon you're making this so hard" he helped me to the bathroom. 

"I'm just sayin, 'you know what kids, you was birthed in the toilet cause ya dumbass mama decided to pee during a contraction". 

We both laughed, Shark staying right as my feet as I painfully used the bathroom. 

"Que!" I call for the man and he walked in. 

"Wipe me" I smile. 

"No!" He balled up his face.

"I can't move alot" I pout. 

"Nigga you have tongued down that girl how many times in the past week?" Prince said and I giggle as Brandon stomped in. 

He helped me and I just put germ-X on my hands, as washing them was gonna result in me on the floor, as I was already tired as a bitch. 

"Can I go to sleep?" I ask mama. 

"Sure," she nodded. 

Shark jumped up on the bed and curled up, super alert. "You act like she finna die" Prince chuckled, scratching behind his ears. 

"I am" I whisper, slowly laying down. 

Brandon and mama helped me on my side and as soon as my next contraction ended, I went to sleep. 

2 hours later 

I slowly woke up and Brandon was asleep beside me, Shark too. 

"Yall supposed to be my protection, but you sleep" I mumble, slowly sitting up. 

"Yo ass was knocked out, me and my man Shark said fuck you". 

"You two are mean" I said and Brandon slowly sat up, me going to his arm when I got a contraction. 

"Doctor say when they get a few minutes apart to take you to the hospital, ya mama can't sit down" he chuckled. 

"What is she doing?" I hiss as Shark looked up, sitting up. 

"Cleaning up, she has cleaned the whole house twice". 

"I love that woman" I laugh, the contraction ending. 

"Hungry? You ain't gon be eating for a lil bit" Prince walked in. "Look at the cute couple!" Drew squealed. 

I took the burritos from him and Shark smelled them. "Move" I giggle, pushing his snout away and he whined. 

"I fed you" Drew put her hands on her hips. He got off the bed and went to the couch in my room, sitting beside Pepper. 

She looked at him and got down, getting on the bed. 

"You two need to be nice to each other" I pet the dog. "Where the cat?" Brandon asked. 

"She likes dad" I nod and he sighed as I smacked on a burrito. "What?" I ask. 

"Fat ass face". 

"You like my face" I smile. 

"Sometimes" he joked and I smack him, only to get another contraction. 

"Karma" Brandon handed me his arm and i squeeze it. 

"Why you so calm, I'm lowkey freaking out" Gawa asked. 

"Cause if I panic then she gon panic". 

Finneas and Claudia walked in, grinning hella hard. 

"I'm so excited!" Claudia clapped. 

"You act like they your babies" I giggle. 

"They are" she giggled, them sitting on the floor. "Where's Peach?" I ask. 

"At home with my mom" Claudia nodded. 

"That one was five minutes apart Billie, do you think it's time?" Drew asked. 

"The hospital is like 20 minutes away, by the time we get there you'll be ready" Brandon looked at me. 

"I'm so nervous" I start to tic.

"You'll be fine" he smiled, stroking my hair. 

I laid my head on his shoulder, taking a slow deep breath. 

"I'm ready" I nod.