i really like vines :')
them as vines!
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-bloodhound
allfather: bring the beat in
them: "ANYTHING FOR YOU ALLFATHER"
-gibraltar
"the name game, judy! judy judy ba budy, banana fana fudy-"
-pathfinder
"there there, daddy's here, daddy's got you-
SIKE *inhales red evo shields*"
-mirage
"hey! i think you're really cool! i like you a lot! maybe we can.. hang out or something.."
-caustic
"two shots of vodka."
*proceeds to pour the whole bottle of vodka*
-octane
"yEEESSS, YESSS YESSSS!!! i got two free tacos!!"
-crypto
"everybody, excuse my potty mouth, SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
-revenant
"bitch, you're gonna step on my fucking toe bitch with the fucking cowgirl fucking boots bitch disguSTING."
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😌 just a lil something to make up for lost time
this is agape, signing out!
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Fanfic'cos i like you, and you like my attention. requests are closed as of 24/2/21! warnings: strong language and sexual chapters. [started: 28/3/20 ended: ???] highest rank(s): #1 in legends, #1 in pathfinder, #1 in lifeline...
