'cos i like you,
and you like my attention.
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warnings: strong language and sexual chapters.
[started: 28/3/20
ended: ???]
highest rank(s): #1 in legends, #1 in pathfinder, #1 in lifeline...
gay.. or european? now playing legally blonde, there right there! (gay or european)
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wattson:
there right there! look at that tanned, well-tinted skin, look at the killer shape he's in, look at that slightly stubbly chin, oh, please he's gay, totally gay!
caustic:
i'm not about to celebrate, every trait could indicate, the totally straight expatriate, this guy's not gay, I say not gay.
all:
that is the elephant in the room, well is it relevant to assume, that a man who wears perfume is automatically radically fay?
octane:
but look at his coiffed and crispy locks..
wattson:
look at his silk translucent socks!
caustic:
there's the eternal paradox, look what we're seeing..
wattson:
what are we seeing?!
caustic:
is gay?-
wattson:
of course he's gay!-
caustic:
or european?
(pause)
all:
ohhhh..
(another pause)
all:
gay.. or european? it's hard to guarantee.. is he gay or european?
pathfinder:
well hey don't look at me!
lifeline:
you see, they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports! they play peculiar sports..
