G-Man Head-Cannons.

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-Not known in much about the G-Man, obviously.

-G-Man is actually best friends with Gordon and Adrian.

-When he's bored, he terrorizes the scientists.

-When he's even more bored, he visits Adrian and Gordon and stasis and says dumb shit like, 'cock and ball torture, Dr. Freeman. Other wise known as CBT...'

-When people are put into stasis, they're preserved in the void.

-G-Man reads a lot of Wikipedia in his free time. So he has a lot of useless knowledge.

-G-Man is just trying his best here, don't be mean.

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