Lol, I made this because for some reason, I like Gorgeous Freeman more than Gordon Freeman. If you watch Gorgeous Freeman, you'd understand that this is a crack-fic. I do not, however, support the constant pestering for Antoine to make another episode of Gorgeous Freeman. He's a busy man, and I believe we all should respect that.
-Gorgeous isn't gay, he just attracts men with his gorgeous looks.
-Gorgeous likes Lamarr. And actually misses her when she goes off to chase crows.
-He acts friendly around Barney and Eli so he can get them both to shut up.
-He flat out ignores Alyx and Judith. The only time when Alyx and Gorgeous hangout is when they're beating Judith.
-Constantly walks around naked so Kleiner can stare.
-An asshole to Adrian.
-Before the Black Mesa incident, he had prescription medications.
-His dick does get stronger when he's in his serious form. (I guess it's a serious form. Lmao)
-Shat in G-Man'a bed once.
-If he hears 'WILLSOOOOOON!' one more time, he will fucking explode.
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Half-Life one-shots/head-canons and imagines.
RandomI like Half-Life, and I'll do all games. 1/2, Opposing Forces, Blue Shift, you name it. I'll do it. I'll also do special requests, depending on the occasion. I'll do smut, fluff, lime, etc. however, I'll only do angst when I want to.
