Y/n's texts will be on this side
Ushijima's on this side
Unknow: Hey. Can you please tell me the answer to (random math equation)? Please, I'm begging you.
Unknow: I believe that you have the wrong number.
Unknown: Do you know the answer? I'm kinda in a tight spot and I need it like now. Please help me, I'll give you my dog.
Unknown: The answer is (the answer). And I do not require you to give me your dog.
Unknown: Why don't you want my dog?
Unknown: Are you calling him ugly?
Unknown: Now I'm sad.
'Unknown' changed 'Unknown' name to 'Dog hater'
Dog hater: I do not hate dogs, and I do not think that your dog is ugly. Please don't be sad.
Unknown: Too late. I'm spiraling into a pit of depression, and I'm bringing my dog with me.
Dog hater: I don't hate dogs. And I don't think that your dog is ugly.
Unknown: My dog is crying.
Unknown: No! Fluffy don't jump, you have so much to live for!
Dog hater: What's happening?
Unknown: He's falling!
Dog hater: Is your dog okay?
Dog hater: I don't think he's ugly.
Dog hater: Hello?
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Unknown: Sorry I didn't respond. I was in the middle of a math test. Mt teacher was coming so I had to shove my phone up my shirt.
Dog hater: Is your dog okay?
Unknown: I don't even have a dog.
Dog hater: You were lying?
Unknown: I was joking, and I can't even have a dog. If I did the RAS would have my head.
Dog hater: You live in a dorm too?
Unknown: No, I live in a prison cell.
Dog hater: You can't have mobile phones in prison. It is against the law.
Unknown: I'm a bad bitch, that's why I have a phone. Wanna know what I'm in for.
Dog hater: Am I committing a crime by texting a prison inmate.
Unknown: I'm in jail for hacking, I know where you are.
Unknown: You live in the Miyagi prefecture, and you live in a dorm.
Dog hater: How do you know that?
Unknown: I already told you that I'm a hacker. ┬┴┤( ͡⚆ل͜├┬┴┬
Dog hater: I must block you.
Unknown: No please don't block me.
Unknown: I promise I'm not a criminal. I'm just a normal high school student.
Dog hater: Then how do you know where I live?
Unknown: Bruh.
Unknown: We have the same area code for our phone numbers, and you asked if I lived in a dorm too.
Dog hater: Oh.
Unknown: Your kind of an idiot.
Dog hater: That's not very nice.
Unknown: Do you by any chance play a sport?
Dog hater: Yes I do play a sport. I play volleyball.
Unknown: Aaahh, I understand now.
'Unknown' changed 'Dog hater' name to 'Volleyball idiot'
Volleyball idiot: Why do you keep on changing my name?
Unknown: I can change it back to Dog hater if you want.
Volleyball idiot: No thank you.
Unknown: Are you gonna change my name?
Volleyball idiot: I don't know what to put.
Unknown: Whatever you want it to be.
Volleyball idiot: Give me a moment.
Volleyball idiot: Please take this quiz www.buzzfeed.com/jessicaprobus/say-your-name.
Unknown: Bruv, are you serious?
Volleyball idiot: Yes.
Unknown: Okay then.
Unknown: Just give me a sec.
Volleyball idiot: I believe the quiz will take more than a second.
Unknown: ( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ)
Unknown: Fine give me like 5 minutes.
Volleyball idiot: Okay.
Unknown: I got Wilfred. Sounds about right.
'Volleyball idiot' changed 'Unknown' name to 'Wilfred'
Wilfred: This makes me content. Thank you.
Volleyball idiot: You are welcome. I must stop texting you know, I have to get up early tomorrow so I must go to sleep.
Wilfred: You sound like a robot.
'Wilfred' changed 'Volleyball idiot' name to 'Robot boy'
Robot boy: I am not a robot.
Wilfred: It's okay, it was a compliment.
Robot boy: Oh.
Robot boy: Then thank you.
Wilfred: you're welcome. Now goodnight, I hope you don't get killed in your sleep.
Robot boy: Why would I get killed?
Wilfred: It's just a saying.
Robot boy: Oh:
Robot boy: I hope you don't get killed in your sleep.
Wilfred: I'm cackling right now.
Wilfred: But thank you, night.
Robot boy: Good night.
Hee hee
-Crouton
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Marry me? || Ushijima Wakatoshi text fic
FanfictionCover by @spicysuzy Slow updates, well kinda. Started: July 2020 Ended: April 2021