Marry me? || Ushijima Wakatoshi text fic

Boiled toenails served on a cheap ceramic tile

-Unknown-

Unknown:

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Unknown: Fuck.

Unkown: Wrong number.

Unknown: No I think this is the right number.

'Unknown' changed 'Unknown' name to 'Zoe Lavern'

Unkown: Are you the president?

Zoe Lavern: Depends who's asking.

Unknown: Hisoka.

Zoe Lavern: Ah...

'Zoe Lavern' changed 'Unknown' name to 'Volley ball Hisoka'

Zoe Lavern: This is good, I actually had a favour to ask.

Volleyball Hisoka: Sure, anything for Wakatoshi's girlfriend.

Zoe Lavern: I'm pretty sure that he's dating his volleyball.

Zoe Lavern: Anyway, so by now I'm sure he's told you that I'm crippled.

Volleyball Hisoka: Oh yes he's told me.

Zoe Lavern: Okay well before summer started I ordered him a gift and it's gonna be delivered to the school so can you get it and give it to him?

Volleyball Hisoka: What is it? Something scandalous?

Zoe Lavern: It's this key chain that I designed. A volleyball with a robot head, but on the screen of the robot head is his face.

Volleyball Hisoka: How unique.

Zoe Lavern: I know right.

Volleyball Hisoka: Oh I think he just woke up. I've gotta go, I bet he'll text you right now.

Zoe Lavern: I bet he won't.

Volleyball Hisoka: 5 bucks.

Zoe Lavern: Fine.