Marry me? || Ushijima Wakatoshi text fic

I dyed my hair again

Ushi: Have you ever been pegged before?

Pretty girl:

Pretty girl: Lemme pray, I need Jesus. I'm dying. Lethal injection time.

Pretty girl: Dabi and Hawks are shaking rn.

Ushi: *Egged

Pretty girl: Oh thank god, just a typo.

Ushi: Yes it was just a typo.

Ushi: But why were your freaking out? What does 'pegged' mean?

Pretty girl: Don't look it up.

Ushi: Why? Was it an insult of some sort?

Pretty girl: Nope. Just don't look it up.

Ushi: Why?

Pretty girl: Uh...

Pretty girl: Its slang, for girls. If you search it up you won't understand. Its illegal for any guys to learn of girl slang.

Ushi: Oh.

Pretty girl: Chile... anyway so... About your question, still weird but socially aceptable.

Ushi: Oh yes. Have you ever been egged before?

Pretty girl: No, the only person that would ever egg me clearly has a death wish.

Pretty girl: Why do you ask?

Ushi: I heard that some guy got egged, sometime after school.

Pretty girl: Have they found the culprits?!

Ushi: No, the school looked at the footage but it was completely deleted. Even the backup.

Pretty girl: What a shame.

Pretty girl: Just give me a sec.

-Council hoes-

President Asswhore: It's official. Operation attack the scumb bag has been confirmed a succes.

President Asswhore: I'd like to thank all of you for your cooperation.

Director dick: I though ya'll were joking.

Director dick: Did you really do that for me?

Treasurer Thick: We never go back on our word.

Vice hoe: That asshole shouldn't have gone around letting his homophobia show.

Secretary of the sluts: Exatly, and I think the school needs to revamp their sucurity.

President Asswhore: Yeah, we got that shit deleted real quick.

Director dick: I'm impressed.

Vice hoe: I'm always amazed.

President Asswhore: Why thank you all. But I must bid thee a do,

Treasurer Thick: Gotta go talk to your boyfriend?

President Asswhore: I have to go jump of a bridge.

-Ushijima Wakatoshi-

Pretty girl: I have returned from the great abyss.

Ushi: Welcome back.

Pretty girl: Glad to be back.

Pretty girl: Oh I nearly forgot to ask, how'd your conversation with that girl go?

Ushi: It was a waste of my time.

Pretty girl: Oh, rip.

Pretty girl: Care to elaborate?

Ushi: No.

Ushi: The conversation was irrelevant.

Pretty girl: Uderstandable.

Ushi: I must go now.

Ushi: Coach is sending me death glares.

Pretty girl: You need to stop messaging during your practice.

Pretty girl: I don't want you to get in trouble because of me.

Ushi: I don't mind.

Pretty girl: Bro... That's makes me feel some type of way.

Pretty girl:

Ushi: I don't know what that means.

Pretty girl: If I'm being honest neither do I.

Pretty girl: Now off to practice.

Ushi: Yes.

Ushi: Have a good evening.

Pretty girl: You too :)

You can do anything you want when your emotionally stable.

-Crouton