-Tendo Satori-
WW: AYO WHAT'S WITH THAT LOOK YOU GAVE ME IN THE HALLWAY!?!?!?
Baddie: Wut?
Baddie: Me?
Baddie: Wut look would you be referring to?
WW: Don't play with me boy, I swear to god.
WW: What did you do?
-'Baddie' changed 'WW' name to 'Paranoid Prez'-
Paranoid Prez: I have a reason to be paranoid
Paranoid Prez: You looked at me like this.
Paranoid Prez:
Baddie: This is a compliment, stan V for clear skin 😤
Paranoid Prez: Please, Tendo you can't make that face at me then say nothing.
Baddie: You shoulda asked me when I made it initially.
Paranoid Prez: Well I couldn't because the hottest man alive was walking right beside you.
Paranoid Prez: I meant Wakatoshi.
Baddie: Mhm.
Paranoid Prez: So please tell me what that look meant. There are endless possibilities.
Baddie: I may or may not have been playing a guessing game with your lover boy.
Paranoid Prez: Oh dear god.
Paranoid Prez: Do I or do I not need to flee the country?
Baddie: To make a long story short he now has three names in his head, one of which is yours.
Paranoid Prez: WHAT!?
Baddie: Can't tell you all the details of the game I made up, because then it won't be any fun.
Paranoid Prez: What kinda fun?
Baddie: The kinda fun that will end is complete joy or destruction.
Baddie: There's no in-between.
Paranoid Prez: What did I do to deserve this?😓
Baddie: It's a fun game.
Baddie: Don't deny it.
Paranoid Prez: It's not fun for me.
Paranoid Prez: Please give me a hint.
Baddie: Just hope that Wakatoshi is as good as guessing as I am.
Paranoid Prez: That makes no sense.
Baddie: Just hope that he doesn't make a mistake, I mean he is pretty dense.
Baddie: So he's prone to things like that.
Paranoid Prez: So he has to guess who I am?
Baddie: Uh-huh.
Paranoid Prez: What happens if he gets it wrong?
Baddie: Then I guess it's not meant to be lmao.
Paranoid Prez: I'm scared.
Baddie: Don't worry, I wouldn't do anything if I wasn't at least 51% sure it'd go the way I want it to.
Paranoid Prez: And what percentage are we at?
Baddie: It's no fun if I tell you that.
Paranoid Prez: Heart been broke so many times.
Baddie: Bye now, I need a nap.
Baddie: Scheming is hard work.
Paranoid Prez: I'm sure it is😐
-Ushijima Wakatoshi-
Danielle Cohn: I'm stressed.
Mikey Tua: I'm stressed.
Danielle Cohn: Jinx.
Mikey Tua: What are you stressed about?
Danielle Cohn: Probably the same thing as you.
Mikey Tua: Figured.
To be continued y'all, the way I changed how I want the ending to be like nine times lmao.
-Crouton
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Marry me? || Ushijima Wakatoshi text fic
Hayran KurguCover by @spicysuzy Slow updates, well kinda. Started: July 2020 Ended: April 2021