Marry me? || Ushijima Wakatoshi text fic

Pov i beat your ass with a fruit role up

Carol Baskins: Hey shawty.

Tiger King: Hello.

Carol Baskin: I see you boo. 👀

Tiger King: Where?

Carol Baskins: Stop looking around, your friends will think that you are crazy.

Tiger King: They said that it will be easy to spot you because of your leg.

Carol Baskins: Jokes on you, my leg is better.

Tiger King: Really?

Carol Baskins:

Tiger King: What is that?

Carol Baskins: Jesus.

Tiger King: Oh, I guess everybody has their own perception of Jesus.

Carol Baskins: LMAO.

Tiger King: ?

Carol Baskins: Laughing my ass off.

Tiger King: Oh. Cool.

Tiger King: Tendo just pointed out a large group of people and said you are in it.

Carol Baskins: 🤡🔫

Carol Baskins: Why would he do that?

Tiger King: I have now narrowed it down to about eighteen girls.

Carol Baskins: Tell Tendo I'm going to kill him.

Tiger King: No❤️

Carol Baskins: 🧍‍♂️

Carol Baskins:

Carol Baskins: Why are you so funny? Real question.

Tiger King: It was just an emoji. I don't get what's funny about it.

Carol Baskins: Oohhh, I see.

Carol Baskins: Well what message did you mean to put across when you added the heart emoji?

Tiger King: I meant to say, no do not kill Tendo but in a nice way because I like you and don't want your feelings to be hurt.

Carol Baskins: ...

Tiger King: But since you laughed I don't think I hurt your feelings, so I currently have nothing to worry about.

Carol Baskins: Sorry, why didn't you want to hurt my feelings again?

Tiger King: Because I like you.

Carol Baskins: You like me?!

Tiger King: Can you please wait one second?

Carol Baskins: Yeah that fine, I need a second to regain my bad bleep attitude.

Tiger King: Tendo says that I should neither confirm nor deny your question. He also explained how you could've taken my words.

Carol Baskins: SO WHAT'S THE ANSWER?!?!?!? TELL ME PLEASE!

Tiger King: Only if you answer a question of mine first.

Carol Baskins: ANYTHING!!!! JUST ANSWER ME!!!!!!!

Tiger King: Do you like me?

Carol Baskin: Bruh...

Tiger King: So do you?

Carol Baskins: I'm not telling.

Tiger King: Then neither am I.

Carol Baskins: Fine, have it your way.

Carol Baskins: But I've got one more question.

Tiger King: What is it?

Carol Baskins: Marry me?

Tiger King: Depends.

Carol Baskins: ON WHAT!????

Tiger King: Idk

Carol Baskins: I hate you.

Tiger King: Really?

Carol Baskins: No, of course not. Now I will go have a spazz attack.

Tiger King: Okay, have a good day.

Carol Baskins: k, you too 😿

I love Jesus.

-Crouton