Marry me? || Ushijima Wakatoshi text fic

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Carol Baskins: USHIJIMA!!!

Tiger King: Yes.

Carol Baskins: I'M GONNA DIE!!!

Carol Baskins: UGH I'M DEAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD!!!!!!

Carol Baskins: HGHJBNIKOMJNHIBUGVYFCYGUHIUHYTRV!!

Tiger King: Oh.

Tiger King: Do not die.

Carol Baskins: I'm alive but I'm dead.

Tiger King: Are you okay?

Carol Baskins: FGHBYHBJHNDOsfn

Carol Baskins:

Tiger King: Are you okay now?

Carol Baskins: Yeah. I needed that.

Tiger King: Okay, that is good.

Carol Baskins: Okay so you know how you've been guessing what that news I got was and if you got it then I'd tell you who I was?

Tiger King: Yes, I do.

Carol Baskins: Well I must spoil the surprise but I can't tell you who I am yet.

Carol Baskins: I just gotta tell you. PLEAASSSEE!

Tiger King: Fine, what is the good news?

Carol Baskins: I just got accepted into my dream dancing school and my mom is happy I am happy my dad is proud!

Tiger King: That is wonderful, I'm happy for you.

Tiger King: What school is it, if you don't mind me asking?

Carol Baskins: Tokyo's university of arts and athletics! Ima die of happiness. (Yeah I just made this up)

Tiger King: Oh.

Tiger King: I had just received my acceptance letter this morning.

Carol Baskins: To the same school as me!?

Tiger King: Yes.

Carol Baskins: One sec, I need to go and water my cat.

Tiger King: You don't have a cat. And they don't like getting water, do they?

Carol Baskins: By watering my cat, I meant that I need to water my plant. It was a typo.

Tiger King: Oh, that is important.

-Third Year thots-

Vice hoe=Hoshi

Secretary of the sluts=Mai

Director dick=Hana

President Asswhore=Y/n

Y/n: So we all know that because we are all daddies were going to Univerisity in Tokyo?

Hoshi: Oh yeah.

Hana: Queen shit over here.

Mai: Period.

Y/n: Guess whos gonna go to the same school as me???

Hana: Do they start with a Ushi?

Hoshi: And end with a ma?

Mai: And have a Ji in the middle?

Y/n: YESSSSSSS!!!

Y/n: Ong I'm gonna die happy now.

Hoshi: Bruv, he doesn't even know you.

Mai: Yeah, ur a secret.

Hana: We're sitting on a bad boy piece of information.

Hoshi: Let's tell him.

Y/n: Hey hey, don't do that.

Y/n: We already know that I have a deadline.

Hana: Yo... What if he rejects you?

Hoshi: What if his dick is small.

Mai: Rip.

Y/n: It doesn't matter if he rejects me. Because I will have a spazz attack no matter what he says to me.

Y/n: And Nah, that dick is not small. Don't lie to yourself.

Hoshi: Ushy gushy.

Mai: my pussy.

Hana: he wanna take him a lookey.

Y/n: Bye y'all. I must go and simp now.

-Ushijima Wakatoshi-

Carol Baskins: Uh oh, back again.

Tiger King: Hey.

Carol Baskins: So we're going to the same school, what a small world.

Tiger King: Well we won't be able to hang out if you don't tell me who you are.

Carol Baskins: I'm going to pass away, ong I am.

Tiger King: Don't die.

Carol Baskins: You saying that you wanna hang out with me?

Tiger King: That's what friends do.

Carol Baskins: Yeah, friends.

Carol Baskins: Wait, are you friend-zoning me?

Tiger King: No.

Tiger King: Are you friend-zoning me?

Carol Baskins: No...

Carol Baskins: Okay now I need to spazz out, bye.

Tiger King: You forgot something.

Carol Baskins: What?

Carol Baskins: OMG!

Carol Baskins: Marry me?

Tiger King: I don't accept proposals over text.

Carol Baskins: I need to go and take a run around the block or something, holy shit.

Tiger King: Have fun.

I need a line of coke.

-Crouton