Marry me? || Ushijima Wakatoshi text fic

Ushi

-After a few weeks of messaging back and forth-

Wilfred: Quick I need your help, I'll give you my soul.

Robot boy: You should keep your own soul.

Wilfred: Fine I'll keep my soul.

Wilfred: But can you help me?

Robot boy: I will try my best but there is no guarantee that I will be able to help.

Wilfred: God bless your soul.

Wilfred: Should I get this shirt?

Wilfred: Or this one?

Robot boy: Are they characters from a manga?

Wilfred: Yes they are. Which one do you think looks better?

Robot boy: I have not read either of these manga's therefore I can not give you a good answer.

Wilfred: The plot doesn't matter. I didn't read either of them for the plot. I just want to know which one I should get? Like which, one looks better.

Robot boy: I don't know.

Wilfred: I'm gonna go drink some bleach.

Robot boy: Bleach is for cleaning. Do not drink it.

Wilfred: I was kidding.

Wilfred: I only drink Windex, I'm classy remember?

Robot boy: Do not drink cleaning supplies.

Wilfred: You can't stop me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Robot boy: Do not drink cleaning supplies. You will get sick.

Wilfred: Fine, I won't.

Wilfred: I'll mix rat poison in with my food, Yoonbum style.