Marry me? || Ushijima Wakatoshi text fic

Oh lovely pussy

Carole Baskins: Please ignore everything I said earlier.

Tiger king: Why?

Carole Baskins: I took my pain meds and I forgot to give my phone to my mom.

Carole Baskins: For this exact reason, I didn't want to embarrass myself.

Tiger king: You didn't embarrass yourself, you were fine.

Carole Baskins: -_-

Carole Baskins: Ima go take a swim with my fish, dead ass.

Tiger king: You canot go into the tank with your fish.

Tiger king: It may affect the ph balance of the tank resulting in the death of your fish.

Carole Baskins: That was a lil dark man.

Carole Baskins: But since when did you beomc such a fish expert?

Tiger king: I am not an expert, but I did do some research.

*new message*

Carol Baskins: One-sec bruv, I got a message.

Tiger King: Okay.

-Council hoes-

Treasurer thick: I'm the coochie man.

President Asswhore: 🚨Someone has been laid, I repeat someone has been laid🚨

Director dick: Spill.

Secretary of the sluts: Do I want to know? Or...

Director dick: Who got that WAP.

Vice hoe: You better not say no silly-ass name.

President Asswhore: The tea is brewing, I can smell it.

Treasurer thick: ...

Vice hoe: DID YOU SLEEP WITH KENJI!!???

Treasurer thick: Yes, yes I did.

Secretary of the sluts:

Director dick: Same.

Vice hoe: THAT'S WHY EITA SAID HE HAD TO GO TO A CELEBRATION PARTY??? BECAUSE MY BROTHER GOT LAID???

President Asswhore: The tea, *sip*

Treasurer thick: We all know you tryna get with the captain.