Marry me? || Ushijima Wakatoshi text fic

I'm actually not stupid

Tiger King: Hey.

Carol Baskins: Hey shawty, you sliding into my messages?

Tiger King: Yes, is that alright?

Carol Baskins: You can text me anytime bb.

Tiger King: Ok, noted.

Carol Baskins: I know you love t walking to me.

Tiger King: I do.

Carol Baskins: If You Wanna Suck That Little Dick Just Say That You Want That Freaky Food.

Tiger King: I asked Tendo what that meant and he started laughing.

Carol Baskins: 34+35

Carol Baskins: Why you so hot?

Carol Baskins: Omg I'm soooo sorry! Ignore everything that you just read, that was my friend.

Tiger King: That's fine.

Carol Baskins: One sec, I need to beat her real quick.

Tiger King: You should not beat your friends.

Carol Baskins: She deserves it.

Tiger King: I hear screaming.

Tiger King: Is that her?

Tiger King: It stopped.

Carol Baskins: I'm back.

Tiger King: Did you just commit a crime?

Carol Baskins: It's only a crime if you get caught.

Tiger King: Now your chat name is fitting.

Carol Baskins: I didn't kill you only my friend.

Carol Baskins: Wait if I'm Carol Baskins and your the Tiger King, then that means I've gotta kill you.

Tiger King: That is not good.

Carol Baskins: Okay, ima change ur name.

'Carol Baskins' changed 'Tiger King' name to 'Mikey Tua'

Mikey Tua: I'll change your name as well.

Carol Baskins: Ok bruv.

'Mikey Tua' changed 'Carol Baskins' name to 'Danielle Cohn'

Danielle Cohn: You know that they're dating right?

Mikey Tua: I didn't know that.

Danielle Cohn: ...

Mikey Tua: Do you want me to change it?

Danielle Cohn: No?

Mikey Tua: Okay?

Danielle Cohn: Marry me?

Mikey Tua: I don't know?

Danielle Cohn: Please?

Mikey Tua: ?

Danielle Cohn: So are you gonna needa rain check on your response?

Mikey Tua: Yes.

Danielle Cohn: Yay! You finally accepted my proposal!

Mikey Tua: You can't acept proposals over text. You are not slick.

Danielle Cohn: SDFHJKFTGYHUNJI!!!!!!!!

Danielle Cohn: You learned some new slang!!!

Mikey Tua: I did.

Danielle Cohn: Ong you're the best.

Mikey Tua: I am not the best.

Danielle Cohn: Fine, then you are the best Ushijima Wakatoshi.

Mikey Tua: Thank you.

Mikey Tua: Then you are the best, Wilfred/Shortcake/Pretty girl/Shawty/Carol Baskins/Danielle Cohn

Danielle Cohn: You remembered all that?!

Mikey Tua: Yes.

Danielle Cohn: SIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Danielle Cohn: Shit, she's not dead. That was her again.

Mikey Tua: That's good.

Danielle Cohn: Ushijima, I'm gonna have to let you go.

Mikey Tua: You can just call me Wakatoshi.

Danielle Cohn: I'm gonna die now. You may have just saved my friend's life.

Mikey Tua: No one should be dying.

Danielle Cohn: Later Wakatoshi.

Mikey Tua: Talk to you later.

Don't do low-quality drugs.

-Crouton