peter parker imagines & oneshots!

(hc) | youtuber •°.

- yas a headcanon bcs im bored

- [editEd, LoweR casE intEnded]

- so this iS

- drumroll pls

- dun dun dun dunNUNNN

- PETER PARKER IF HE HAD A YOUTUBE CHANNEL!

- bcs yes.

- ps sorry i haven't updated in a while :(

- ive had writers block for like almost weeks now but! i promise ill start writing more 🥺🥺

- (2nd ps this is inspired kinda by a oneshot read on a peter one shots book but i cant remember which one sO)

- his intros would be something cringy like

- "hey fellow earthlings! im saying that because i dont know is aliens watch my videos" *finger guns*

- "wattup logang- oh wait wrong channel"

- "hey whats up you guys ye- wRONG CHANNEL AGAIN BOIS"

- "hi i'm peter but you probably know that because its my channel name" *awkward finger guns*

- his content consists of either cute moments with y/n, "hi, clint's chasing me again", vlogs, crack vids, or challenge videos.

- CUTE MOMENTS WITH Y/N

• peter slowly spinning y/n and dancing with her as 'Put Your Head On My Shoulder' plays

• "good morning peter's fans! i'm y/n, its a good day, and sven fricked his son. i'm not okay."

• recreating their favorite anne with an e scenes

• "y/n's mad at me because i died in lava while her diamonds were in my inventory, how do i make it up to her?"

• "oh my god, your vlogging again"
"yeah- wh-"
"oh wait, yeah your a youtuber, nevermind."

- "HI, CLINT'S CHASING ME AGAIN"

• hiding in the closet because clint's mad at him for painting his arrows hot pink

• "PETER PARKER GET YOUR ASS IN HERE"

• "its day 7, and clint's still mad at me"

• "MY ARROWS ARE PINK"

• "its cuTE"

- VLOGS

• he does vlogmas on holidays, because yes.

• "wattup webheads, its peter here, and its day 12 of vlogmas!"

• he will vlog anything and everything.

• "guys! auntie nat just taught me how to use a gun! i can shoot now!"
"peter, what are you doing?"
"...vlogging?"

- (AVENGERS) CRACK VIDS

• pepper talks to the camera, "everytime i ask tony about peter, his eyes light up. eveytime he comes over, tony puts all his attention to the little boy. gave him a room, clothes, food, a lab, and more. yet, he still denies it whenever someone says peter is like his son." turns camera to see peter cuddled up to tony while cinderella plays in the background.

• peter turns the camera from his laughing face to the two spies, two soldiers, tony, rhodey and sam covered in mud while wanda laughs beside him. "me and wanda just played scrabble in my room and we came to the living room to see this"

• the brunette smirks in the camera, "let me present to you - The Avengers." turns the camera to the door of his room, "OW!" the heroes barged in his room all with worried looks on their faces. the screen went black, "they said they were mad at me. two hours later, they already forgot about it. ;)"

• a compilation of secret recordings of steve saying/yelling/mumbling/sighing "language".

• "they hate it whenever i quote vines, except for wanda and clint and y/n. so i'm gonna be quoting vines all day-" the screen went blank,
"mr. stark heard me say that in the cctv. they threatened to take away my cookies if i did it. i ended up not doing it,
bcs, I <3 🍪🍪🍪."

• the camera showed the inside of tony's lab. there was a bucket of pink dyed water on top of the door. tony opened it, causing the bucket to fall on him and drench him in the pink water. "PETER BENJAMIN PARKER. YOUR GONNA PAY-"

• "mr. thor accidentally added his asgardian alcohol drink on the beers, now the avengers are stupidly crazy but funny at the same time-"

steve: on the ground, shirtless, with his shield, posing.
bucky: taking pictures of steve while laughing maniacally.
tony: yelling "i am a ballsack grape and i can beat yo ass in a snap" at the top of his lungs.
natasha: laughing while performing tricks on 10 inch stiletto heels.
clint: singing "i believe i can fly" while running around, flapping his "wings".
stephen: laughing maniacally while continuously slamming his head on the table.
wanda, sam, and bruce: passed out on the couch.
y/n and peter: dying of laughter as they filmed, for blackmail purposes.

- CHALLENGE VIDEOS

• "hiya, so today me and y/n are gonna be saying yes to each other for 24 hours"

"hey y/n, can you give me your last piece of gum?" "fine, yes."
"hey peter, can you swallow that gum?" "y/N OMG WHAT THE FU-"

• "hey guys, so as promised-"
"cooking with the avengers!"
the kitchen looked like it had been hit with a missle after they were done.

• "boyfriend tag! bcs, we wanna be like 2015 youtubers yeY"

"okay then, whats my dad's full name name?"
"Anthony Edward Stark"

• "today, were gonna be doing vogue 73 questions because, yes.

"what do you first do when you wake up in the morning?"
"open my eyes."
"well- after that?"
"contemplate my life choices."

• 'dad picks out my outfit'
in the end, was wearing an iron man shirt, dress pants, doc martens, a rainbow beanie, and a gucci blazer.

- in the end, i'd day his channel is pretty successful :D <3

- well, he does have like 2 million subscribers-

- oh, and he has crazy fangirls.

- "stop thirsting on my boyfriend or ill kill you with a protractor and throw your body in the atlantic ocean."

the end :D -a <3