peter parker imagines & oneshots!

| who's keener? •°.

wow, two updates in a day ?? who am i ??

warning(s): PARLEY/PARKNER (AH I LOVE THEM IM SORRY), fluff bcs yes 🥺🥺

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peter was on a rush today.

he woke up to harley shaking him awake, "darlin', you need to wake up or your gonna be late"

"gi'e m five mo'e minu'es" the brunette mumbled in harley's chest, groaning.

"pete, it's 6:22. shouldn't you have to be at school at 7?"

peter's eyes shot up wide open and scrambled off the bed. "why didn't you wake me up?!" he screeched as he put on the nearest sweatshirt he could find, which happens to be a sweatshirt with 'keener' written with bold letters in the back.

he didn't notice it, though. but neither did harley.

"i just woke up too! blame friday, she didn't wake us!" the dirty blonde said defensively.

"i apologise, peter. you had a sensory overload yesterday, so i didn't wanna trigger your senses with the alarm." friday apologized, sounding as guilty as an a.i. could be.

"well i gotta go now otherwise ill be late!" peter scrambled to get his things as he said that in one breath. "bye babe! love you!" he planted a quick kiss to his boyfriend's lips as he left the shared bedroom.

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when he got to school, they were all giving him weird looks. even mj was smirking, but he didn't think anything of it since, well,
she's mj.

but the others were staring at him (correction: staring at his back) and the amount of attention was making him a little uncomfortable.

people were even whispering when they saw, and peter tried to not notice it for the rest of the day.

until after decathlon practice, his team finally spoke up about it.

"hey, parker! who's keener?" flash yelled, kicking peter's foot.

peter's eyes widened, suddenly realizing. he glanced at his sweatshirt, it was in fact harley's.

"yeah, peter, who's keener?" cindy asked, getting curious. and practically saying what the whole school was thinking.

"u-um, n-no one.."

for context, no one knew peter has a boyfriend. let alone, bisexual (yeyy bi peeps unite!).

"who is it? your imaginary girlfriend?" flash annoyingly taunted, snickering at the idea.

mj's knowing smirk just got bigger, and ned's trying his best to look innocent and like he doesn't know something.

"his boyfriend, actually." they heard a voice by the door.

there stood, the one and only harley keener in his full glory. peter's eyes widened more, if that's even possible.

harley was leaning by the door frame, crossing his arms, and that stupid signature harley smirk™️ plastered on his face.

"harley what are you-" peter spluttered.

"what, darlin'? not happy that i'm picking you up?" harley said in a "im- innocent-and-i-dont-know-anything" voice.

peter groaned, standing up from his seat, "fine. wait here. i have to grab some stuff from my locker real quick" he said, having his backpack slung in one shoulder.

"pete, i swear to god, if you'll run away, i'm not giving you kisses for three days." the dirty blonde said, playfully pouting and glaring at his boyfriend while pointing an accusing finger.

"i know, i know. i dont think would be able to live without your kisses for three days anyways" peter muttered the last part in his breath, causing harley's smirk to come back in his face.

when peter left the room, the decathlon team were left gawking at the boy. well, except for sally, cindy, mj, and ned - who were planning to start a parkner fanclub.

"your name's harley, right?" cindy spoke, still thinking of ship names.

"uh, yeah." harley quirked a brow.

"umm.. p- um, parley. parley!" sally whispered, causing the other three to nod their heads.

the four were busy practically crying over the couple, but flash, who was still in shock, to speak words that harley isnt gonna like very much.

"THERE'S NO WAY YOUR DATING PENIS PARKER?! HE'S TOO PUNY AND PATHETIC TO DATE SOMEONE HOT LIKE YOU!!" he exclaimed, just as peter entered back into the room.

"what did you just call him?" harley slowly said, voice cold and words laced in venom. his eyes darkened, hands now falling in his sides as he heavily glared at flash, who was rightfully pale.

a tired tony without coffee is terrifying, a mad nat his even more terrifying, but if you insult peter infront of harley, oh boy. especially if your the one who insulted peter, oh oh oh. better write your will and pick out your coffin, your gonna die. run.

"p-pe-pete-r pa-pa-park-er" flash shook, eyes wide now just fully realizing what he has done.

"that's not what i heard." harley said, darkly, fists clenching.

peter's eyes widened at the sight of his boyfriend fuming. he quickly dropped his bag and rushed over to harley.

he grabbed his forearms and looked at him in with pleading eyes, "harls, babe, it's fine, okay? he was just joking. now calm down, okay?" he said, in the softest way possible and pecked the taller boy's lips.

harley visibly softened, eyes flickering between peter and flash, but then gave up. muttering a quick "fine".

"let's go home now, yeah?" peter said, smiling up at harley.

"ofcourse, darlin'. go get your bag, it's movie night!" the boy smiled, as peter got his bag and saying quick 'bye's to mj and ned.

as they left, he held the smaller boy's hand and kissed his forehead. causing the leaders of the parley fanclub to 'aww', but mj just smiled, happy his bestfriend is happy and is in right hands.

"hey, ned, send cute parley pics to the groupchat i made."

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A/n: hi. i love parley. parley is the cutest. i love them. thats it, thanks for coming to my ted talk. -a<3