Saturday
19:04
Aloha Bitches
Plant box:
So Ash, are you dating that Bonnie?
Tehchosenone:
Imagine-
Wavey beech:
Imagine-
Ace bitch:
Imagine-
Plant box:
I- what's going on?
Are you dating someone else?
Tehchosenone:
Imagine-
I am not that competent
Protecc:
I bet everyone that you have travelled with likes you
Tehchosenone:
Does that mean you guys?
Protecc:
Imagine-
Wavey beech:
Well
Tehchosenone:
Lana?!
Wavey beech:
I'm just saying :/
Plant box:
What the hell? What on earth is going on with you?
Ace bitch:
Wait-
Sophocles created chat
Sophocles added Lana and Ash
Sophocles names chat IS LANA
GAY
Ash:
Yes
Lana:
No
ASH!
Ash:
Relax he's ace and he already knows I'm into guys
Sophocles:
Mhm
Ash:
I was gonna text you but I chose the wrong contact lmao
Sophocles:
I quote 'hElP I'm having a gay crisis.
Fuck wrong person'
Lana:
Oof
Sophocles:
Who do you guys like?
Ash:
I don't want to tell you
Lana:
I mean, I already know-
Ash:
If you tell us yours Lana I will tell mine.
Lana:
Fine
It's mallow ~.~
Sophocles:
Honestly I can see it
Ash:
Same.
...
Fine!
It's Gladion and Hau ;~;
Sophocles:
I would love a poly relationship between you three lmao
Lana:
I said that it could be a poly relationship
Ash:
I went to get a malasada with Gladion and he is TOO CUTE!
Lana:
Oh Ash
Sophocles:
Oh Ash
Ash:
I don't even know if he is into guys
Sophocles changed the chat name to IS GLADION GAY
Sophocles added Lillie
Lillie:
Yes he is a bi king
Lillie left the chat
Ash:
Oh
My
Arceus
YES
Lana:
Lmao now to see if Mallow is gay
Aloha Bitches
Tehchosenone:
Hey can I add Bonnie? She is gonna teach a lesson next week.
She is also staying for a few months at least.
Protecc:
Sure wynaut
Tehchosenone added Bonnie
Bonnie changed name to bloop
Tehchosenone:
Hey Bonnie
@ Protecc is Kiawe
@ Plant box is Mallow
@ Pure soul is Lillie
@ Ace bitch is Sophocles
@ Wavey beech is Lana
I think that's it
Bloop:
Cool!
IS GLADION GAY
Ash added Bonnie
Ash changed chat name to Gay motives
Ash:
Hey Bonnie
These are the people (other then Gladion) that I know of who are LGBT
But you
Bonnie:
Oh cool.
You guys are..?
Sophocles:
If you couldn't tell by my handle in the Aloha Bitches chat I'm Asexual
Lana:
I'm a lesbean :3
Ash:
And as you know I'm the gayest person here.
As Lana earlier said something that makes me suspect her
Ash is Cute
Bean added Bonnie to Ash is Cute
Bean:
Hey Bonnie. This is what ash meant a few moments ago.
Bonnie:
Right
Makes sense
MRITB:
Wait do you have a secret chat
That Ace bitch:
Yes we do ~3~
Dubbed to be pure:
Oh is it that one I was added to earlier and spilled some tea?
Emo:
What was that tea Lillie
Dubbed to be pure:
It's nothing!
Bean:
Yes it is.
YOU ARE READING
A kinda chaotic sorta Alolan group chat
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