Monday (the week after last chapter)
18:18
Ash —> Ya boi:
Ash:
Hey how's the program doing?
Ya boi:
Good! I don't have to go everyday, and some of the grunts stopped going today!
Ash:
Oh cool!
By the way I'm leaving on a trip to Galar soon and I also got a death threat last week ;-;
Ya boi:
what the hell?
Ash:
I will be fine I have been staying on Akala since Sunday last week and I will be gone for five days in Galar
Ya boi:
Still it's dangerous ;-;
Ash:
Meh idc I probs will not die
Ya boi:
Even if you're shot in the head?
Ash:
Yeah I have died six times before lmao
Ya boi:
what
on
this
unholy
earth?
Ash:
Yeah i am the chosen one lol
Ya boi:
I don't doubt that
Ash:
I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move
Aloha bitches
Tehchosenone added Guzma to the chat
Guzma changed their name to: Ya boi
Ya boi:
What?
Tehchosenone:
This is the pro gamer move
Ace bitch:
Why the hell is guzma here?
Tehchosenone:
Don't worry he is getting better :)
Ya boi:
Mhm! All us Team Skull people have been going to rehab! Ash sometimes checks in on us but he can't due to... recent threats
Ace bitch:
Uhh yeah I forgot about that
Tehchosenone:
Heh heh... :/
Gladion:
I'm still scared to death about that
Tehchosenone:
I'm not bb :3
Gladion:
Look I love you but BE CAREFUL
FUCK
UHH IGNORE THAT
Tehchosenone:
Hell no bb :3
Bloop:
YOU DID ASK HIM OUT SKJDJES
Tehchosenone:
Yuppp
Bloop:
I was so mad at you :/
Hauaminotded:
Oof ;-;
Tehchosenone:
Yup bb :3
Ya boi:
I knew you were Gay but YOURE DATING TWO GUYS?
Tehchosenone:
One guy one enby
Ya boi:
Oh fuck sorry who's the enby?
Tehchosenone:
Hau is (@ Hauaminotded)
Ya boi:
Oh okay cool :)
Hauaminotded:
Damn you've changed
Ya boi:
I have always been inclusive! I have an enby in my former gang!
Hauaminotded:
Oh okay :)
Serena:
Uhh what?
Hauaminotded:
Hey Serena!
Serena:
Hey Hau, who's Guzma?
Hauaminotded:
He was the leader of Team Skull, alolas evil team
Serena:
Oh right, the only good ones huh?
Tehchosenone:
Well I mean team flares leader died right?
Serena:
No body knows, so that death threat could've been from him
Tehchosenone:
Oh shit
Clement:
Nah I doubt it he wants your Aura right?
Tehchosenone:
still it's a possibility
Clement:
Meh
Bloop:
Yeah I doubt it
Who else?
Tehchosenone:
Not Giovanni or any other teams :/
Bloop:
Huh
TextFather:
Happy rainbow resorts?
What was his name? Viren?
Tehchosenone:
Possibly he did attack Mimo right?
TextFather:
Yup, if I see him again I will hurt him :)
Tehchosenone:
I mean I won't stop you ;)
TextMother:
FUCK HIM UP!!!
Serena:
LILLIE!
TextMother:
Hey I'm just saying
Gladion:
Uhhh I never thought I would see that come from my sister :/
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A kinda chaotic sorta Alolan group chat
FanfictionI love these and love them more when they are chaotic AF I don't own Pokemon or any of the characters. <3 This is set in an AU where nobody left Alola and they are all ages up. Ash had just became champion a few weeks before this. Everyone in the sc...
