Thursday
17:37
Aloha Bitches
Tehchosenone:
Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK
Gladion:
What happened?
Tehchosenone:
I heard a GUNSHOT and SAW THW BULLET
TextFather:
IM PICKING YOU UP WHERE ARE YOU?
Tehchosenone:
I'm right outside the SNAAC SHACC
TextFather:
Right I'm gonna arrive in a few minutes
Tehchosenone:
I need to report this wtf
TextMother:
Do it NOW
Tehchosenone:
I will do it when I arrive back later today. I don't want any of you getting hurt.
Ya boi:
I will alert Nanu :/
Tehchosenone:
Thanks, I hope he believes you ;-;
Ya boi:
If he doesn't then he can say it to your face
Tehchosenone:
He knows of my injury if he knows this is me and you are in on the chat then he will believe you :/
Serena:
If anything you can always go to another region for a while
Gary:
Yeah that fucking company of his doesn't have land in Kalos or Galar
Tehchosenone:
Yeah but for how long? I don't think they will allow it in at least Kalos if they know what's happening
Clement:
I will get it sorted with prof Sycamore so don't worry
Tehchosenone:
Thanks dude
Clement:
Just a normal day of being your friend.
Misty:
That is too true
Gary:
Mhm
Plant box:
Did Olivia say she isn't allowing them to expand onto Akala since that incident?
TextFather:
I think
Tehchosenone:
KIAWE I SEE YOU AND ITS HAPPENING AGAIN DONT FLY AND TEXT KIDZ
TextMother:
Oof
Tehchosenone:
Yeah I can't believe hau corrupted her.
Hauaminotded:
Shut up babe
Tehchosenone:
shh
Anyways Gary I can't wait for our next battle!
Gary:
You will probs end up being shot again and will have to postpone shit
TextMother:
GARY!!
Tehchosenone:
He's not wrong though
Now that I think about I'm scared to do anything that involves going to different places
Gladion:
Uhh why?
Tehchosenone:
Plane:
Shot down
Ship:
Sunk
Even a Pokemon:
Attacked and knocked out the sky
Hauaminotded:
Uhh
Gladion:
You good?
Tehchosenone:
Yeah I just don't wanna danger others. The only one I really want snooping around is Soph and that is because he will be EXTREMELY safe
Ace bitch:
Hell yeah :)
Tehchosenone:
Anyways I just wanna chill and not nearly die every year
Fucking Lysander giving me fucking nightmares and making me scared to sleep...
Misty:
Oh god you good?
Brock:
Yeah ash
Tehchosenone:
Meh it's good I just sort of get some shitty nightmares.
Clement:
Yeah I have hard times thinking back to that
Bloop:
Yup it is traumatic
Plant box:
I'm surprised ash hasn't been diagnosed with any mental illnesses :/
Tehchosenone:
I actually might do that :/
TextFather:
Uhh he just ran into my house and threw up in the bathroom :/
Tehchosenone:
Fuck sorry just a weird rush of adrenaline from thinking about Kalos and threw up. This happens when I get an extremely high amount of Adrenaline. For instance the Ultra wormhole shit made me throw up
Brock:
So an adrenaline high?
Tehchosenone:
Idk ask your books
Brock:
Uhh
Tehchosenone:
Oh shit sorry Takeshi
Brock:
You haven't used that name since I met you...
Tehchosenone:
Sorry!
Brock:
It's fine!
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A kinda chaotic sorta Alolan group chat
FanfictionI love these and love them more when they are chaotic AF I don't own Pokemon or any of the characters. <3 This is set in an AU where nobody left Alola and they are all ages up. Ash had just became champion a few weeks before this. Everyone in the sc...
