Friday
17:28
That gay one —> My gay lesbo
That gay one:
LANA HELP
My gay lesbo:
What's wrong?
That gay one:
GAY CRISIS
My gay lesbo:
Who is it?
That gay one:
Hau and Gladion.. :/
My gay lesbo:
Uh oh. You like Lillie's brother and the Kahunas grandson?
That gay one:
Yup
My gay lesbo:
Test out the waters
Spend time with Gladion, time with Hau.
And if you still can't decide ask if they are into guys
If only one is, go for them, if neither are then oof.
And if both are then
Polyamory is a thing remember
That gay one:
Right
Thanks!
yobetuc —> Emo
Yobetuc:
Hey Gladion?
Emo:
What's up ash
Yobetuc:
Wanna go grab a malasada?
Emo:
Sure, wynaut?
Yobetuc:
YES GIMME ALL THE WYNAUT MEMES
Sent attachment:
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Emo:
Lmao
Dedenne —> le homo
Dedenne:
Hey Ash?
Le homo:
What's up Bonnie?
Dedenne:
Can I stay with you?
Le homo:
Why?
Dedenne:
Clement has been really bitchy for the past two months and I can't take it anymore
Le homo:
Oh. Well I'm not sure if Kukui and Burnet would allow it
Dedenne:
They don't know your gay?
Le homo:
Only two of my friends here, you and some people from Kanto know that.
Dedenne:
Well, surely they at least suspect it
Le homo:
True. I will ask them when I get home. I'm out with a friend rn
Dedenne:
A boyfriend??
Le homo:
I'm in the middle of a gay crisis, so no.
Dedenne:
Oh ok bye!
Le homo:
Byeeee
Friday
18:51
Le homo:
Yeah it's fine, I can buy you some tickets if needed
Dedenne:
Really?!
Le homo:
Yeah, he said 'Yeah sure, she can stay here'
Dedenne:
Thanks!
Le homo:
Oh he did say that you would have to tag along to the Pokemon school one day to help out with a lesson he was planning on Kalos
You can walk with me, I go there.
Dedenne:
Oh ok. Do you mind getting me the tickets?
Le homo:
No not at all. I will send you the money online so you can buy them :P
I got that champion moneyyyy
Dedenne:
Yup I believe that.
Saturday
09:36
Le homo:
When are you setting off and when will you arrive?
Dedenne:
Well the flight sets off in ten and then it will take five hours. So local time will be 14:45 roughly.
It is currently like five in the morning.
Le homo:
Right. When you get here I will come with one of my friends to the airport and we will take you to our other friends restaurant.
Then we can eat and after a while we can go to mine. Kukui is out buying something for you to sleep on now.
Dedenne:
Okay see you!
Le homo:
Bye :3
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A kinda chaotic sorta Alolan group chat
FanfictionI love these and love them more when they are chaotic AF I don't own Pokemon or any of the characters. <3 This is set in an AU where nobody left Alola and they are all ages up. Ash had just became champion a few weeks before this. Everyone in the sc...
