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Tuesday
16:19
Aloha Bitches

Tehchosenone:
Why is this even called Aloha Bitches anymore we have someone who doesn't live in alola

Serena:
Becauseee

Wynaut

Tehchosenone:
Ok that's it I now love you

Serena:
I DID IT!

Tehchosenone:
Romantically-

Serena:
GOOD ENOUGH

Tehchosenone:
Platonically-

Serena:
DAMMIT

Tehchosenone:
MUAHAHAHA

WHAT WAS THAT?

Bloop:
I don't know

Tehchosenone:
It was like a yellow streak-

Was that Zapdos?

Bloop:
Possibly, one of our friends from Kalos has seen it and taken a photo of it.

Hauaminotded:
WHAT?

Bloop:
Yup, he has seen all three of them.

Hauaminotded:
Luckyyyyy

Ash you free?

Tehchosenone:
Yeah why?

Hauaminotded:
Wanna grab a malasada?

Tehchosenone:
Sure!

Protecc:
Date much o.o

Tehchosenone:
No!

Protecc:
Didn't your secret involve like two guys?

Tehchosenone:
Maybe

Protecc:
And Hau is a Pan enby....

Hauaminotded:
IT ISNT A DATE!

Protecc changed their name to TextFather

Pure soul:
Pffft hahahaha!

TextFather:
Just saying!

I was Protecc before and now I am your father!

Pure soul:
:3

Tehchosenone changed Pure soul's name to TextMother

Tehchosenone:
You should date!

TextMother:
NO!

TextFather:
NO!

Bloop:
Honestly I can see it and I hove only met you guys once lmao

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