Nah, She Didn't

~ Part 70 ~ 7 Minutes In Heaven ~

The Office Finale  -  Michael Scott

-Lily POV-

"WE'RE DATING!"

I quickly shut the closet door after shouting at them all, enclosing me and James in darkness.

There's a moment of silence.

"Oh, wait, James, you are okay with me telling everyone, right? I mean, I know I probably shouldn't've told everyone that, without us both agreeing to tell..." I say. "Oh, Merlin, I'm sorry! I didn't think that through, did I—"

James chuckles. "Lils, it's more than okay. I mean, what crazy bastard wouldn't want the whole world to know if he were dating Lily Evans?"

I blush, and luckily James can't see it because it's pitch black.

"You're cute when you blush," James comments.

I raise an eyebrow. "How did you—"

"I can just tell. And even if you weren't blushing, you'd look lovely anyways," James answers before I can even ask the question.

I can feel myself blushing even harder.

"Um... what do we do?" James asks after a minute.

I smirk. "What do you think we're supposed to do in 7 minutes in heaven?"

I can practically feel James's blank, oblivious blink. "What are you supposed to do?" He asks cluelessly.

I roll my eyes, grinning, and grab his tie, pulling his head and neck down a bit so I could reach.

I lean towards him, my lips brushing his ear, and whisper, "Maybe I can show you."

-Marlene's POV-

"WE'RE DATING!" Lily shouts, just as she's closing the closet door. And what happened next, you ask?

Well, there is only one word to truly explain the particular situation before me. Chaos.

Alice had jumped up, screaming "I CALLED THAT TOO! I CALLED THAT TOO!" as Frank tried to dodge her legs as she bounced up and down.

Sirius had leapt up and was standing on the table. "EVERYONE CALLED THAT, YOU WANKER!" He shouted. "BUT NO ONE CALLED IT MORE THAN ME!"

Remus had a smirk on his face, as if he had known all along, which he most likely had, because he's Remus.

Mary had jumped off the chair, lifting Remus off with her, and hugged him, jumping up and down and squealing, Remus having quite the pink face.

And I had ran over to the closet door, putting my ear up against it, trying to hear something, anything. But through all the noise of squealing, and yelling, I couldn't hear a thing.

I walked back over, grinning. My girl had 'got the guy'.

Sirius started yelling again. "MY PRONGSY AND MY LILYFLOWER! AND MY MOONY AND MY MARYKINS!" He exclaimed. "I FEEL LIKE ALL MY KIDS GREW UP, AND THEN THEY MARRIED EACH OTHER!" He said loudly in a teary manner. "IT'S EVERY PARENT'S DREAM!"

I laugh at Sirius's ridiculousness, and then go over and squeal with Mary and Remus.

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By the time we all calmed down, there were only a few seconds left on the timer. And as soon as it got to zero, we all leapt out of our seats and over to the closet door.

All of us knock repeatedly, and after only 26 knocks, the door opens.

And there James and Lily stood, but they were looking completely normal.

Then it all hits us.

"Oh, dang it!" I exclaim. "Lily never wears makeup!"

"So we won't be able to see if there's smudged lipstick!" Mary adds.

"And she's good at fixing her hair real quick!" Sirius adds.

"And James's hair is always a mess, so how're we supposed to tell if it's any different?"Remus ask incredulously.

"So we won't even be able to tell if they've been making out or not!" Alice exclaims.

I glance at James and Lily, and see them smirk at each other, then I immediately fall into an aww.

"AWW! You all are already giving each other cute we-know-something-you-don't couple looks!" I yell. At that, Lily blushes, and even James turns a little pink.

"Okay, okay, it's James's turn now," Lily cuts in.

And after a few minutes, we're all seated and the game continues.

"Right then, Padfoot. Truth or dare?"

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NOTES: lily is a top change my mind

-Amelia