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James Sirius Potter x reader: (rap god.)

They were at it again in the common room.

Sirius, and Albus (we'd let him in) we're trying to see who could rap faster. They did this every week, always something new. One week, it was who could blow a bubble faster in chewing gum, newest wad who could fly around the quidditch pitch faster. And now, who can rap faster.

I, however, was not crowded around the two, but had my head buried in my book. Now, I knew how to rap. And dare I say, I am quite good.

They were trying to rap the bit in Moana, but failing miserably.

"Who don't you ask (y/n) to show you? She's good at rapping!" They whole common-room turned to me, and I rolled my eyes, putting my books down and walking over to sit next to James.

"So, you can rap?"

"Yep."

"She can do the rap god one!" The same voice from earlier said.

"Really?!" James's eyes widened in awe and shock.

I nodded.

"But didn't you want to learn the Moana one? I can do that one too."

Somebody put the music on to Moana, and I sighed. I wanted twenty minutes to read. That's it.

"Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground, oh
That was Maui just messing around
I killed an eel
I buried its guts
Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts
What's the lesson?
What is the take-away?
Don't mess with Maui when he's on the break-away
And the tapestry here on my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been
I make everything happen
Look at that mini-Maui just tippity-tappin"

"Happy?"
Everyone nodded.

I went to stand up, so I could go back to my book, but James grabbed my wrist and pulled my back to my seat.

"What?" I asked, exasperated.

"Do rap god!"

"Uugghhh!"

"Fine."

"Only the fast part though?"
Albus nodded.

"Okay."

"Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music"

Everyone looked shocked that I could actually do it.

"That was impressing (y/n)!" James stated is awe.

We were looking into each other's eyes for at least four minutes.

"Come on, let's go."

Albus said to everyone, the filled out and James tucked a piece of hair behind my ear.

Within a few second, we were both leaning it.

I'm going to have to rap more often.