So, this is (sort of) an AU where the reader is doing a TikTok (pretend that it existed in the 90's!) enjoy!
By the way, if you're not English, thick means dumb.
Warnings: pretty shitty to be honest.
I was sat in the common room, trying to do the savage dance.
"Haven't you got anything better to do?"
Hermione asked, laughing.
"Homework dome, in not hungry, no I don't think I do."
I started the timer, it was leant on the fire place, and I stood on the settee so I could do it.
'I'm a savage, classy, bouge, rachet. Sassy, moody, nasty.'
The nasty part made a few boys look at me.
'Acting stupid, what's happening? What's happening? I'm a savage!'
"YES! I DID IT! HERMIONE I FINALLY DID IT!"
I squealed, jumping up and down.
She nodded, laughing at my excited ness.
"How do you throw it back?"
Ron asked, Harry nudged him chuckling.
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Eventually, I was trying to teach all of the boys in the common room.
"So you put your hand on your thigh, push and move your hip."
I showed them.
They nodded.
"That's how you throw it back."
"Show us again-"
Seamus said.
"Shut up Seamus."
Ron commanded, annoyed.
"I'm alright thanks, cause half of you lot we spending that time looking at my arse. I'm not thick."
I rolled my eyes.
Dean shoved Ron forward.
"Would you like to go for a Butterbeer sometime?"
He scratched the back of his neck anxiously.
"I'd love to Ron."
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Harry Potter characters x reader oneshots (COMPLETED) ✔️
FanfictionYou can request anybody, from any Harry Potter era. Yes, I will do smut if it is requested. I won't do character x character bc im terrible at them. Enjoy!!
