I stumbled into the great hall, in a daze.
"Hey Mione!..."
I said, very calmly.
"what's wrong?"
"Nothing... I feel magnificent! Have you ever notice how pretty Lee Jordan is?"
"what?"
Me - still enchanted, carried on.
"Why is he so hot?! Do you think he knows I exist?!"
I ask her, excitedly.
I looked across the table, further up, and looked directly at Lee, and waved. He looked rather proud of himself.
"Do you recon he would go to the Yule-ball with me?"
"(Y/n)?! What has happened to you?!"
"Nothing! I just noticed HIM!"
I said, as if staying the obvious.
"What happened to her?"
Harry asked, sitting across from us.
"I don't know... love potion maybe?"
She asked, more than stated.
"From who?"
Ron asked.
"Haven't you noticed Lee Jordan today? Do you second he knows I'm here?"
"Lee Jordan?!"
Ron asked.
"(Y/n), have you received any presents or gifts lately?"
I nodded, handing him a box of chocolates I had received this morning.
He broke open one of the many treats, and smelt the contents.
"VERY strong love potion!"
He said, wide eyed.
"I'm going to go talk to Lee-"
I said, getting up.
"No you're not!"
Ron argued.
"Yes I am!"
"I'll come with you!"
Hermione spoke quickly, standing up.
We walked over to him and Hermione stood informer of me, glaring at Lee and the twins.
"What the bloody hell have you done to (y/n)?!"
"We haven't done anything!"
The three said, at the same time.
She pushed my forward form behind her and I blushed, looking intently at Lee.
"Hey Lee..."
I looked deep into his eyes.
"You look pretty!"
I carried on.
"So?! What have you done to her?!"
"Well, I wanted to ask her out, but I doubted she would say yes, so we gave her one of the twins's love potions..."
He did, scratching his neck.
Hermione pulled me towards the teachers table.
"BYE LEE!"
I yelled at him, he just smirked and winked.
She pulled me towards a very annoyed Professor Snape.
"What do you want Granger?"
"Do you have anything that can cure a very strong love potion?!"
She asked frantically.
"Why would you need-"
"Have you seen Lee Jordan today?! He looks amazing!"
Snape nodded his head, understanding Hermione.
"My storage cupboard, second shelf on the left, three to the right, labelled 'uncantius.'
She nodded.
She swiftly took my to the opposite side of the great hall - the direction of the door, and on the way - I saw Lee, and waved.
He looked happy, and waved back.
Snape took us to his store cupboard, and passed a potion to Hermione.
"Give it her, and let it sink in for five minutes."
He stormed away, his cape billowing behind him.
"TELL LEE I SAID HELLO!"
I yelled at the professor.
"Here (y/n), drink this."
"Why?"
"It's Lee's favourite drink!"
She lied.
I chugged it.
I fell backwards.
*
"The hell..."
"Wait what?"
I asked.
"(Y/n), are you feeling alright?"
"What happened Hermione?"
"Lee gave you a love potion..."
"HE DID WHAT?!"
I stormed to the great hall, Hermione close behind: trying to convince me not to punch him.
I pushed open the doors of the great hall.
"Oh shit."
Blaise said from the Slytherin table.
The hall went quiet.
"LEE JORDAN HOW BLOODY DARE YOU. YOU DO NOT JUST GIVE SOMEONE A CHUFFING LOVE POTION?!"
He looked terrified.
I slapped him around the back of the head.
"Your lucky that I don't give you a clip around the fucking ear-hole Jordan."
He rubbed the back of his head.
"I deserved that."
"You think?! Bloody arse-hole."
I strode back out of the great hall.
*
I sat in my dorm room, working on plays for quidditch.
"(Y/n)..."
Oliver came in.
"What? I'm just working on plays for quidditch."
"You haven't come out for three days... are you sure you're okay."
"I'm fine. I'm fucking fine."
I threw my pen down.
"Eighteen plays, hopefully one will work."
"(Y/n)."
"Why don't I just put a potion on these too, maybe take advantage of these."
"(Y/n)."
"You know? Vulnerable. Maybe we should put a potion on the other team, vulnerable."
I began sobbing.
"You look flustered."
"Oh? Do I?! I didn't notice!"
"Lee wants to talk to you..."
"Tell him to go shove a potion up his arse."
"Will do."
He left, and went down the stairs. I heard the simultaneous laughter of twins.
Then there was another knock on the door.
"What is it now Wood?!"
"I'm not Wood..."
"No, you're not."
"(Y/n) let me explain,"
"No. I remember everything. I wasn't drunk Lee."
"I would apparently never go out with you, so you thought using Amormentia was a good idea."
I said, sarcastically.
He sat at the edge of my bed, and hugged me from the side.
"You're an arse-hole you know that."
I laughed.
"Yeah..."
"And if you weren't as dense as a wall, you would've seen that the feeling was mutual, and that you could've asked me out."
"Wait?? Really?!"
He asked hopefully.
I nodded.
He 'built up the courage', and kissed me.
"I really hate you."
I said.
"Love you too."
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Harry Potter characters x reader oneshots (COMPLETED) ✔️
FanfictionYou can request anybody, from any Harry Potter era. Yes, I will do smut if it is requested. I won't do character x character bc im terrible at them. Enjoy!!
