Harry Potter characters x reader oneshots (COMPLETED) ✔️

James Sirius Potter x reader: (The Malfoy Twin)

My twin bounded straight into the mansion. We had just gotten off of the Hogwarts express, and Scorpius had discovered me and James kissing.

"SCORPIUS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GODRIC DON'T TELL DAD!"
I ran after him.

"FATHER!"
When I caught up, he had arrived next to our father; who was intrigued.

I rose my wand to his throat.

"Do you have a fucking death wish?!"
I growled, through gritted teeth.

"(Y/n), why are you swearing so much?!"
My father asked, quite shocked at my language.

"She's been hanging around with James Potter,"
My brother blurted, smirking.

"A POTTER?!"
His eyes bulged.

"And-"

"-Don't day it Scorpius."

"-DATING HIM! I CAUGHT THEM SNOGGING!"

"WHAT?!"

"SCORPIUS?!"
I bolted after my twin, angrily thinking of ways that I'm going to murder him.

"(Y/N) NARCISSA MALFOY?! GET DOWN HERE NOW."
I cowered at my dad's overpowering voice, trudging down the steps towards him.

"A Potter?!"
I nodded.

"Snogging?!"
I shrugged.

"IM PRETTY SURE THEY'VE SHAGGED!"
Scorpius yelled.

"SHUT YOUR GOB YOU ARSE HOLE!"
I shouted back angrily.

I looked back at my father, scared. He had fire in his eyes, and crossed his arms.

"Is this true?!"
I stated quiet.

"Is. This. True.?!"
I shrugged.

"(Y/n)."
I looked down.

"(Y/n), tell me right now I swear to Merlin-"

"Okay... I snogged him, I might have shagged him..."
I scratched my neck.

"A Potter?! It couldn't have been a Slytherin?! I would rather it have been a Weasley! But, a Potter?!"
I but my lip, not meeting his eyes.

"Scorpius is shagging a Weasley."
I mumbled.

"WHAT?! SCORPIUS!"
He came down stairs, smiling.

"Yes father?"

"A WEASLEY?!"
He went pale, and flared at my smirking face. 

"You asked for it Scorp."
I said.

"You're not in any less trouble young lady."

I sighed, knowing I wouldn't get out of this.

"I'm not shagging Rose. I haven't even kissed her. (Y/n) on the other hand..."
They both turned to me.

"Shit."
I swore.

"Again with the swearing!"
He complained.

"(Y/n). Have you, or have you not shagged James?"
My brother asked cockily, my father was looking I patient.

"Fine! Okay, fine! Yes, I have."
I murmured the last part.

"WHAT!? (Y/N) NARCISSA MALFOY, YOU ARE FIFTEEN!"

"So...?"
I dared to answer back.

"How old were you when you lost your virginity?"
My brother asked, smiling.

"I'm not going to tell you that."

"(Y/n)."
My father once again warned.

"Last year."
I sighed.

"To whom?"

"James..."
Scorpius was now doubled over in laughter.

"How in Merlin's name did that happen?!"

"Father I don't want to tell-"

"NOW!"

"Seven minutes in heaven."
I shrugged.

"Bloody typical."
My insufferable sibling said.

"Piss off."

"Your language is vulgar young lady!"

"You should hear Scorpius, stubs his toe in the common room, and the only thing you hear is 'fuck me' or 'holy fucking shit'!"
I revealed, and dad turned to him.

"Remember when we were angry at (Y/n)?"
He scratched the back of his neck.

"A Potter? It couldn't have been a Goyle? Or a Zabini?"
I shook my head.

"I'm going to his house next week."
I mumbled.

"What was that?"

"She said she's going to the Potter's house next week."
Scorpius pointed out, glad that I was getting into trouble.

My dad rose his eyebrows, and rubbed his temples.

"I even have a picture-"
Scorp pulled a picture out of his pocket, and I huffed in frustration.

"Give that hear you little shit!"
I held my hand out.

"I'm older than you."
He snickered.

I grabbed the picture, and it was of me and James kissing at Hogsmeade. It was down the Alley behind the three broomsticks, I remembered that day well. I was wearing his quidditch jumper, after I had gotten cold, my arms were around his neck, and his were supporting him on the wall he was pinning me to. The snow was falling gently behind us, settling on our hats. I smiled slightly at the portrait.

"Where did you get this?!"

"Albus took it."
He smirked and I glared at him angrily.

Father grabbed ahold of it, and looked at it intently. He looked as if he was about to burst into flames.

"And... this is Potter?"
He cocked an eyebrow and I nodded.

He took a deep breath, and pinched the bridge of his nose. I prepared for a good talking to.

"Does he make you happy?"
I was pleasantly surprised with his question.

"More like he gives her pleasure."
Scorpius mumbled, and I jabbed his hard in the ribs.

"Yes father. He does."

"Fine. You can date him. But I swear to Merlin if anything happens-"
I squealed, hugging him tightly.

"THANK YOU! Take that you twat!"
I swore at my obnoxious twins, bounding to my room excitedly.