Harry Potter characters x reader oneshots (COMPLETED) ✔️

Lee Jordan x reader: (quidditch match...)

Sooooo..... a few weeks ago, I may have played a practical joke on Lee, along with the twins, I had managed to hex his hair out of those dread-locks, and turned it into an Afro, it was full-on green as well.

He knew I had done it, the problem was, the twins said it was all my idea!

Then, to make matters worse, they had the brilliant idea to send Lee anonymous secret admirer. Apparently, he would obviously recognise their handwriting, so they made me do it. Every single day. He would receive one at breakfast every morning.

It was easy, until we had to change seats, and Lee decided to sit with me. And, then he saw my notes.
Then he refused to speak to me until now.

He toddled up to me, seeking quite proud of himself, and said;
"Hey, (y/n), listen to the announcements today..."
Then winked at me, and left.

I turned to my fellow chaser, Katie Bell.

"What's he talking about?"
She just grinned and shrugged. She probably knew something.

My mind was spinning, was he going to embarrass me in front of the entire school? Tell them my secrets? I just wanted to play quidditch for Merlin's sake.

"Alright (l/n)?"

"Yeah Wood, Lee told me to listen to the announcements today, so I'm ready to be embarrassed."
I gave a sarcastic grin. He just chuckled and said:
"I wouldn't worry, it isn't part of the plan!"

"Wait?! You know?! Please, please, please, please, please tell me!"
He just shook his head.

Lee began to commentate, so the teams flew out onto the pitch.

"The Quaffle is released - my gorgeous girlfriend (y/n) grabs it! - pass to Angelina - pass to Katie - pass back to my lover -"

"JORDAN! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE ADVERTISING YOUR LOVE TO MISS (L/N)!"
McGonagall screeched.

"Sorry Professor - my amazing girlfriend throws the Quaffle! And scores! Ten points to Gryffindor!"

"Hey babe, are you a dementor? Because I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss!"
He says clearly through the mic, before McGonagall has another go at him.

Slytherin are snickering in the standard and woods just smirking. I glare daggers at him.

"If this match goes well, meet me in the common room later, I'm sure there's an empty room!"
I can hear the slap of a news paper on the back of his head, and wolf whistles erupting from the crowd.

Soon, the snitch had been caught by us, and we were celebrating in the common room.

"LEE JORDAN!"
I yell when I see him.

"Yes babe?"

I grab him by his ear and drag him out of the common room.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
He wines while we go.

"Okay, you won, great prank."

"So you're just admitting it?"

"I'm doing this as quick as possible because they all think we're shagging or kissing or some shit."

"We could kiss..."
He grins cheekily.

"Huh?"

"It can be the opposite of a prank..."

"So, like the truth?"
He nods.

Before I had a chance to answer, I was pinned to the wall, snogging Lee Jordan.

"Will you be my girlfriend?"

"Sure, why not?"
I say, smirking.

He proceeds to kiss me again.

We walked back in the common room, and someone yelled:
"Yeah! Get some Lee!"
It sounded an awful lot like Fred or George, I'll kill them later.

"So, enjoy your shag session?"
Fred asked, appearing next to me. I slap him around the back of the head, and he gets the message to shut up.

"You two are gonna have to sleep in the common room tonight."
Lee said to the twins, before dragging me up to his room; where our past activities were resumed.