Avengers Academy *discontinued*

Ch. 13

Tony stumbled into Latin class and nearly fell into his seat next to Bruce.

"Hangover?" His friend asked.

Tony gave an incomprehensible groan and slammed his head into the table.

"That bad, huh?"

"I'm dying."

"You're not dying. Did you drink coffee or anything? I heard that's supposed to help."

"I drank half a pot, but I had a lot of alcohol last night. I also fell off some stairs, my arm might be broken."

"You should go to the nurse." Bruce offered.

"I'll be fine."

"Tony, go to the nurse. Or a hospital."

"Class is starting, I don't want to disrupt anything."

"Tony, go."

"I'm putting you all in groups of three this time." The teacher said.

Tony gave Bruce a "see?" look as the teacher seated him and Bruce next to Thor.

"On second thought, I could really use some health right now."

"No Tony I'm too introverted to talk to people on my own." Bruce begged.

"Can I go to the nurse? I think my arm might be broken." Tony told the teacher, flopping his arm around to maximize the effect.

"Sure.." The teacher said, trying not to throw up.

Tony practically waltzed off to the nurse's office, winking at Bruce on the way out. Tony's arm didn't even look broken, that little shit.

"Will Stark be okay?" Thor asked Bruce.

"He'll probably be fine if he gets medical help."

"That's good. So, should we read the Latin?"

"Oh yeah, we probably should." Bruce cleared his throat a little uncomfortably.

Thor picked up the textbook and started reading.

"Mi mi lactucis agrestibus. Quod frumentum deos et infelix. Repetunt sacrificium. Ponere manumtuam primogenitum in agris frumentum deos et te, et det cornn flaek." He stumbled through the reading.

"I have no clue what that means." Thor admitted.

"Neither do I." Bruce laughed.

Wow, some of these Midgardians are adorable. Thor thought but was jolted back to reality by black smoke appearing in the air.

"What the fuck?" Loki cursed. "Oh hi Bruce." He turned back to his brother. "What the fuck?" The god asked again.

"Loki, you I know you but why are you here?"

"You summoned me."

"I didn't-"

"Did you just pronounce the Latin wrong and summon a demon?" Bruce asked with his eyes wide.

"How dare you? I'm not a demon!" Loki exclaimed.

"Close enough." Bruce said.

"I swear to Odin-"

"Don't get your knives." Thor said, placing his arm protectively in front of Bruce.

"I'm getting my knives."

"No knives!"

"I never said anything about hurting him! I like this one." Loki said. "I'm going back to class now."