I don't think I'll be doing aesthetics for this because I'm l a z y.
Also, this is almost entirely a dialogue story, so DJ will be in Italics and Phone Guy will be in bold. Anybody else is in underline (bold if on Phone Guy's end, in italics if on DJ's end)
"Rodrigo's Pizza Emporium, how may I help you?"
"Do you know how to hide a body?"
"..."
"Excuse me?"
"How to hide a body. Google isn't being very helpful."
"Sir--"
"Why you gotta assume my gender like that? I could be a woman with a deep voice and that would be terribly offensive."
"..."
"So I see I've rendered you speechless. Good. Now, shall I repeat my question?"
"No, that's not... I'll have to tell my boss about this."
"Wai-Wait don't do that! It was a prank, I swear."
"So you didn't kill somebody?"
"...not yet."
"Rod, we've got a difficult custo--"
"Kidding, kidding."
"If I see a missing person's report in the news tomorrow, we're tracing the shit out of this number."
"Who says this is my number?"
"...would you like any pizza? If not, I've got a job to do, please and thank you."
"No, but--"
[Call Ended]
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Rodrigo's Pizza Emporium
Teen Fiction"Rodrigo's Pizza Emporium, how may I help you?" "Do you know how to hide a body?" A prank call at Diem Greer's place of work changes her life forever. For better or worse, she's still not sure. mature content warning suicide, rape, cursing, drinkin...
