"Why did I decide coming into work on a Saturday was a good idea?"
"I dunno, princess. Or, should I say 'Deej.'"
"I was hoping you'd forgotten the unfortunate leaking of the nickname to my nickname."
"Nickname to your nickname?"
"DJ. Deej."
"Like from Full House?"
"Basically."
"Cool."
"..."
"..."
"It's only fair if you tell me your name now."
"You told me your nickname, not your name."
"Then tell me your nickname."
"Ugh, fine. Adonis."
"Bullshit."
"Fine, fine. My nickname is Monty."
"Aw, that's adorable."
"Ugh, this is why I didn't want to tell you."
"Why not?"
"Cause you're making fun of me!"
"No, I'm not. Monty is an adorable name."
"..."
"Don't go all 'brooding mystery' on me. I mean it as a compliment."
"..."
"Aw, did I hurt your ego? My apologies, Monty is a very manly and strong name."
"...I was going to get a snack, but I appreciate the apology."
"Asshole."
"Just for you, baby."
"Deej, fuck, c'mon! You've been smilin' at the phone for the past five minutes. I don't pay you to flirt, little lady."
"Sorry, the boss is getting mad. Gotta go."
"Bye, pri--"
[Call Ended]
"-ncess, have a great day..."
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