DJ and Monty, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes--"
"Ariel, please shut up."
"..."
"That's what I thought. Now sit down and, I dunno, watch TV, will ya, please?"
"...princess?"
"Sorry. My mom made me take my sister to work."
"Please tell me that's not the sister that slept with your boyfriend. She sounds like she's five."
"Six, actually, and no, that was my sixteen year old sister."
"How many sisters do you have?"
"Just the two."
"All I have is a hamster."
"Congrats. Do you want a-- Ariel, god dammit, get away from the kitchen. Sharp things, bad."
"But there's foo--"
"I'll talk to Andy about getting you a milkshake, okay?"
"'Kay."
"Now sit down and shut up. Please."
"Hey. Sorry about that. She's impossible sometimes."
"She sounds like fun."
"Ugh, stop laughing. You're just lucky you don't have to deal with her when a new episode of The Challenge comes out."
"She there for all the shirtless guys?"
"You betcha. Anyways, Rod'll kill me if Ariel fucks up anything in his kitchen so I gotta go."
"Talk to you tomorrow, princess."
[Call Ended]
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