"He looked like total crap today."
"I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it, honestly."
"Apparently he's telling people he got in a fight with Eli Gardner over the last shot of vodka at Kimberly Wester's party."
"Whatever prevents him from having to use his Viagra, I suppose."
"H-he has Viagra?"
"Yeah, a whole stash of it."
"Wow..."
"..."
"..."
"Why did everything get so much more awkward since we met in person?"
"Maybe you're intimidated by my shockingly good looks and rippling six pack?"
"I'm gonna need further evidence."
"God, I can practically feel your blush through the phone."
"Sh-shut up."
"Well, a shit ton of guys from our school just walked in, so I guess I have to deal with their BS now. Text you later?"
"Of course. Good luck, princess."
[Call Ended]
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