"Hey, Princess."
"Hey, Monty."
"Ugh, stop calling me that."
"What else am I supposed to call you?"
"Adonis is still on the table."
"I need you to shut up about that, please and thank you."
"Meanie."
"Asswipe."
"Dummy."
"Shithead."
"Idiot."
"Limp dick."
"Stupid head."
"Why don't you curse?"
"I have more refined language than expletives, dummy."
"You have the insults of a fourth grader."
"And you have the mouth of a sailor."
"I'd rather be a deckhand, but I'll take it."
"I'll be the sail."
"Sounds like a plan, Monty."
[Call Ended]
"Ah, shit."
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