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"Hey."

"..."

"I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to be mean."

"...it's fine."

"No, really, I'm sorry. Monty's a hella cool name, but I'll stop calling you it if you want."

"Okay."

"I'm sorry."

"No, it's fine. This asshole at school just always makes fun of my name so, I dunno..."

"I know how to hide a body if necessary."

"Then why didn't you tell me the first time I called?"

"I've done research since then."

"Bet your search history is interesting."

"My counselor had a talk with me about my 'homicidal urges.'"

"Oh, dang."

"Yeah, I—"

"Deej, there's some asshole here to see you."

"Fuck. I gotta go, my ex is... see you, Adonis."

[Call Ended]

"Thank you, princess."

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