"Hey.""..."
"I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to be mean."
"...it's fine."
"No, really, I'm sorry. Monty's a hella cool name, but I'll stop calling you it if you want."
"Okay."
"I'm sorry."
"No, it's fine. This asshole at school just always makes fun of my name so, I dunno..."
"I know how to hide a body if necessary."
"Then why didn't you tell me the first time I called?"
"I've done research since then."
"Bet your search history is interesting."
"My counselor had a talk with me about my 'homicidal urges.'"
"Oh, dang."
"Yeah, I—"
"Deej, there's some asshole here to see you."
"Fuck. I gotta go, my ex is... see you, Adonis."
[Call Ended]
"Thank you, princess."

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