"Hey."
"What, no 'Rodrigo's Pizza Emporium, how may I help you?' this time?"
"I recognize your number, dingus."
"Glad to see you're in such a cheery mood, princess."
"Please kindly take your foot and shove it up your ass, since I'm not there to do it."
"Kinky."
"Ew."
"..."
"..."
"So what's got you in a funk today?"
"Calc test, my boyfriend cheated on me, my sister slept with my boyfriend, my mom supports my sister sleeping with my boyfriend, my mom called me a prude, my boyfriend called me a slut--very contradictory there, bud--and, oh! My boyfriend and I broke up."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Your boyfriend's a jerk."
"Yeah."
"Bet he's got a small pepe, too."
"Ay, I finally got a laugh out of you."
"..."
"Are you... are you crying?"
"...No."
"Deej, can you man the counter? I've got, like, a fuck ton of orders already and Tony's out on delivery."
"Shit, I gotta go. Be there in a minute, Andy."
"Feel better, princess."
[Call Ended]
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Rodrigo's Pizza Emporium
Roman pour Adolescents"Rodrigo's Pizza Emporium, how may I help you?" "Do you know how to hide a body?" A prank call at Diem Greer's place of work changes her life forever. For better or worse, she's still not sure. mature content warning suicide, rape, cursing, drinkin...
