"Hey, princess."
"Phone guy."
"Feeling better?"
"I went to his house and spray painted 'shrimp dick' on the side, so I'd say I am."
"God, I'd pay to see that."
"I think I saw it on Instagram this morning. Some kid biking by saw it, apparently."
"That must've been fun for his parents to see."
"I got a call from his mom apologizing on his behalf. Sometimes I think I was born into the wrong family. My mom loves him, hates me, his mom loves me."
"That's quite a situation. At least she apologized."
"He stopped by this morning to take my sister to school..."
"Oh."
"Yeah. She kissed him right in front of me."
"Permission to kick her in her nonexistent balls?"
"Permission granted. I cussed her out, then my mom got mad at me and grounded me for the weekend."
"Frick her."
"Fuck her indeed. I'm tempted to go into work just so I don't have to stay at home with her all day as she does weird face treatments and watches shitty soap operas, all while claiming my dad is away on business to her friends over the phone."
"If you come into work, you get to talk to me."
"Nevermind, I'll suffer at home."
[Call Ended]
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